A big dick Maltese man who has all the bitches and destroys all other Maltese men in battles of bulge size
by gg bibba August 13, 2019
a stuck up hypocritical bitch who's mom goes on facebook complaining about kids being assholes to her daughter. but get this, her kid is the biggest asshole there is.
person 1: you know payden mathieson?
person 2: yeah, that shark looking bitch?
person 1: yeah, how'd you know?
person 2: yeah, that shark looking bitch?
person 1: yeah, how'd you know?
by Juliana A.K.A JFS December 09, 2019
This boy is just the best...he WILL thrill you and you will believe
He only dates models,but had one two bats
So honest and down to earth 😍
He only dates models,but had one two bats
So honest and down to earth 😍
Antonio Mathieson
by Antonio Mathieson November 22, 2021
by Jake Mathieson May 24, 2018
Jake a sexually puny being, his mums clitoris sticks out more than his own dick, not many people associate with jakes as they are the most disgusting things that ever will walk the earth. Jakes should kys at the age of five and if they ever get in a realstionship it will end in pity sex jakes are not an ideal friend but I you get stuck with one just insult every single day
by Aid donkey guy March 11, 2019