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Masturbanation 

A form of jerking off only while wearing a turban. Also known as Halal Jerking.
Frank: Yo dude yesterday i finally got around to masturbanation...
Paul:No way, Howd it go?
Frank:Amazing dude i jizzed all over my turban.

Masturnation 

A city or an area where masturbation happens frequently, publicly or otherwise.
"Man, I wish there were more girls around here. Sucks being stuck deep in Masturnation."

"It's not the single masturbater thats the problem, being in Masturnation is the problem."
Masturnation by Whuffhunter420 August 18, 2012

Masturmenation 

The act of terminating or to stop masturbating
Max: It's official I am done mastubarting.
Ari: So you are on a masturbbatical?
Max: No I am about start my Masturmenation!
Masturmenation by mhmuss February 9, 2014

masturnation 

when you use the flag of the united states of america to clean up jizz after you masturbate
oh that was a squirter. good thing i have my flag right here so i can be a masturnator and practice masturnation
masturnation by authorofthedictionary November 20, 2010

Masturnation 

Masturnation: noun, the form of jerking off that President Obama has done all over and around the USA, repeatedly.
I wonder when this constant masturnation from President Obama will end.
Masturnation by Salty Pirate9 April 6, 2010

Masturnation 

When a group of 100 or more people masturbate at the same time.
Dude, were you at the masturnation last night?

Nah breh, I did fuck Sarah though
Masturnation by Yungdaggerdick June 19, 2016
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026
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