Masturmination

The act of terminating or stopping to masturbate

Max: It's official I am done mastubarting.

Ari: So you are on a masturbbatical?

Max: No I am about start my Masturmination!

by mhmuss February 11, 2014

Masturbanation

A form of jerking off only while wearing a turban. Also known as Halal Jerking.

Frank: Yo dude yesterday i finally got around to masturbanation...
Paul:No way, Howd it go?
Frank:Amazing dude i jizzed all over my turban.

by Lucious Maximus April 3, 2009

Masturnation

A city or an area where masturbation happens frequently, publicly or otherwise.

"Man, I wish there were more girls around here. Sucks being stuck deep in Masturnation."

"It's not the single masturbater thats the problem, being in Masturnation is the problem."

by Whuffhunter420 August 18, 2012

Masturmenation

The act of terminating or to stop masturbating

Max: It's official I am done mastubarting.
Ari: So you are on a masturbbatical?
Max: No I am about start my Masturmenation!

by mhmuss February 9, 2014

masturnation

when you use the flag of the united states of america to clean up jizz after you masturbate

oh that was a squirter. good thing i have my flag right here so i can be a masturnator and practice masturnation

by authorofthedictionary November 20, 2010

Masturnation

Masturnation: noun, the form of jerking off that President Obama has done all over and around the USA, repeatedly.

I wonder when this constant masturnation from President Obama will end.

by Salty Pirate9 April 6, 2010

Masturnation

When a group of 100 or more people masturbate at the same time.

Dude, were you at the masturnation last night?

Nah breh, I did fuck Sarah though

by Yungdaggerdick June 19, 2016