Halal

Someone halal, means they follow the values of religion, particularly Islam. They’re like saints, they just do good. Not to be compared with halal food which is just the different way muslims eat they’re meat.

X: “OMG, Elias is literally so hot, and he’s halal too”
Y: “ gurll you gonna have to get him to meet your momma”

by Lindadinda April 30, 2019

Halal

A person who is not sinful

Damn did u see kimo he is tooo halal

by Kimoooo November 19, 2019

Halal

An acronym for Having A Laugh At Life. It can be used in replace of lol, haha, lmao, rofl etc. It is more fun to say and shout out loud than the "lol".

Joe- "Sammy, color inside the lines or you will have to lick a girl's pussy."

Sammy- "Who's?"

Steve- "Oh, you know."

Joe- "Krystal's."

Kevin- "HALAL"

by kebonggg July 08, 2010

Halal

Refers to the act of or the result of masturbation in males also known as jizz or spunk.
Furthermore it can be used as an expression of excitement about a joyous event accompanied by a facial demonstration of satisfaction.

1. "There is halal all over the bed sheets."

2. "Halal! That's amazing."

by halal master February 25, 2009

Halal

Non-genuine, fake, false, bullshit

If it is not kosher then it must be halal.

by Aisha Bakr May 04, 2014

Halal

permissible, allowed according to Islamic Law, which is based on Holy Qur'an and Hadith (traditions of Prophet Muhammad). The opposite is Haram, or prohibited. May refer to food or actions.

1. Some Muslims eat Kosher food when a Halal option is not available.

2. There is disagreement among Muslim scholars as to whether music is halal or haram.

by El Oaxuco August 08, 2007

halal

a far more amusing and original way of saying
allow. Used mainly among the white population of South London.

Person 1: That man is too fat to fit into the roller coaster, even with 3 people trying to push him into the car, lets laugh.

Person 2 (sympathizing with the fat man): .............Halal.............

by ka-jay-jay July 22, 2008