"Man, I wish there were more girls around here. Sucks being stuck deep in Masturnation."
"It's not the single masturbater thats the problem, being in Masturnation is the problem."
"It's not the single masturbater thats the problem, being in Masturnation is the problem."
by Whuffhunter420 August 18, 2012

Masturnation: noun, the form of jerking off that President Obama has done all over and around the USA, repeatedly.
by Salty Pirate9 April 06, 2010

by Yungdaggerdick June 19, 2016

Person A: It's raining cats and dogs.
Person B: No it's not, it's raining water.
Person A: Dude stop masturnating.
Person B: No it's not, it's raining water.
Person A: Dude stop masturnating.
by necrotic panda October 04, 2010

Masturnate is Someone named Nate who likes to stay up late and masturbate. Also obsessed with skinny asian boys.
by toke and choke nate August 06, 2010

oh that was a squirter. good thing i have my flag right here so i can be a masturnator and practice masturnation
by authorofthedictionary November 20, 2010

by zig12 June 06, 2009
