masturnation

when you use the flag of the united states of america to clean up jizz after you masturbate

oh that was a squirter. good thing i have my flag right here so i can be a masturnator and practice masturnation

by authorofthedictionary November 18, 2010

Masturnating

To gain sexual self satisfaction through the constant correction of others.

Also known as nating.

Person A: It's raining cats and dogs.
Person B: No it's not, it's raining water.
Person A: Dude stop masturnating.

by necrotic panda October 04, 2010

masturnate

Masturnate is Someone named Nate who likes to stay up late and masturbate. Also obsessed with skinny asian boys.

Did you here that masturnate likes to masturbate recreationally?

by toke and choke nate August 06, 2010

Masturnation

A city or an area where masturbation happens frequently, publicly or otherwise.

"Man, I wish there were more girls around here. Sucks being stuck deep in Masturnation."

"It's not the single masturbater thats the problem, being in Masturnation is the problem."

by Whuffhunter420 March 29, 2012

Masturnation

Masturnation: noun, the form of jerking off that President Obama has done all over and around the USA, repeatedly.

I wonder when this constant masturnation from President Obama will end.

by Salty Pirate9 April 07, 2010

Masturnation

When a group of 100 or more people masturbate at the same time.

Dude, were you at the masturnation last night?

Nah breh, I did fuck Sarah though

by Yungdaggerdick June 20, 2016

Masturnating

The act of Nate Aikening so much you are bad at sports, like volleyball

"Man, he is really bad at volleyball today. He must have been Masturnating all night long."

by zig12 June 07, 2009