Masturhate.

A combination of hatred and masturbation, specifically someone who does this jerks off to the idea of someone else suffering a horrible fate.

There she goes again with more masturhate.

Masturhate. by MM132 September 6, 2019

Masturhate 

(v) Masturbating to imagery of a person that you cannot stand.

I masturhated to Margaret the other day.

Masturhate by belial10 March 10, 2015

Masturhate 

Masturbating while fantasizing about someone you strongly dislike/detest.

I masturhate thinking about Zac Efron.

Masturhate by Eco-oreo10 December 12, 2009

Masturhate 

When you masturbate about someone who you despise. This can be done to achieve climax, or simply to confirm your hatred of someone.

Dude, I just masturhated so hard on Gwyneth Paltrow.

Why? That lady's a bitch!

Exactly!

Masturhate by GayBlaine October 9, 2014

Masturhate 

When one person prevents another from masturbating by being in their presence. It is a cockblock that only affects a single person. It can be accomplished by a roommate that just won't leave the apartment, a parent that won't go to bed, or even a pet that won't leave the room.

Hey, don't masturhate bro. Just leave the house for like 10 minutes and I'll be done real quick.

Masturhate by Etserganeo July 8, 2010

masturhate 

A portmanteau of masturbate and hate. To hate something or someone so much as to masturbate and ejaculate on them.

I hated the school paper so much I rolled it up and masturhated on it.

masturhate by hograndax March 16, 2009

masturhate 

to masturbate and cry while experiencing intense feelings of self-loathing and depression. Generally done in a corner of a dark room.

Cleo likes to masturhate on Friday nights while listening to Depeche Mode and pouring hot candle wax on himself and his cats.

masturhate by Melrose927 April 5, 2010