Definitions by GayBlaine

Gaypability 

A capability that only gay men possess, and that straight men can only dream of possessing. It derives from a part of the gay man's brain that's shaped like Cher, and is absolutely fabulous.

Was that a perfect triple lutz double toe-loop?

Ya man, and that dude's never ice skated before!

Wow, talk about a gaypability.

Gaypability by GayBlaine October 9, 2014

Masturhate 

When you masturbate about someone who you despise. This can be done to achieve climax, or simply to confirm your hatred of someone.

Dude, I just masturhated so hard on Gwyneth Paltrow.

Why? That lady's a bitch!

Exactly!

Masturhate by GayBlaine October 9, 2014

Jack attack 

When you jack off so much that you feel like your burning loins are attacking you and everything you love.

Dude, I haven't seen you in days. Where were you?!

Massive jack attack.

I totally understand.

Jack attack by GayBlaine October 9, 2014

Bong dong 

When you can't get a boner because you're so fucking high.

Sweetie, it's okay! It happens to every guy.

No, I'm telling you, it's just bong dong!

Bong dong by GayBlaine October 9, 2014

Apocalist 

A list of things to do before the world ends. These lists are ultra popular today, as the world is actually probably ending.

Why are you naked in the park right now?

It was on my apocalist.

That's weird. Shoulda been apocanixt!

Apocalist by GayBlaine October 9, 2014