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When one person prevents another from masturbating by being in their presence. It is a cockblock that only affects a single person. It can be accomplished by a roommate that just won't leave the apartment, a parent that won't go to bed, or even a pet that won't leave the room.
Hey, don't masturhate bro. Just leave the house for like 10 minutes and I'll be done real quick.
by Etserganeo July 04, 2010
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A portmanteau of masturbate and hate. To hate something or someone so much as to masturbate and ejaculate on them.
I hated the school paper so much I rolled it up and masturhated on it.
by hograndax March 15, 2009
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When you masturbate about someone who you despise. This can be done to achieve climax, or simply to confirm your hatred of someone.
Dude, I just masturhated so hard on Gwyneth Paltrow.

Why? That lady's a bitch!

Exactly!
by GayBlaine October 09, 2014
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to masturbate and cry while experiencing intense feelings of self-loathing and depression. Generally done in a corner of a dark room.
Cleo likes to masturhate on Friday nights while listening to Depeche Mode and pouring hot candle wax on himself and his cats.
by Melrose927 April 05, 2010
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