Definitions by belial10

Masturhate 

(v) Masturbating to imagery of a person that you cannot stand.

I masturhated to Margaret the other day.

Masturhate by belial10 March 10, 2015

masturflake 

(v) Completely forgetting who you were thinking about whilst masturbating.

I masturflaked on whether I was fantasizing about Jill or Trish, and I totally lost my boner.

masturflake by belial10 March 10, 2015

Po-po Borealis 

The po-po borealis are flashing police lights pulling someone over in the distant street as seen by yourself and your wife as you're relaxing outside.

We were relaxing outside, just chatting when the beautiful lights of the po-po borealis turned up to the north.

Po-po Borealis by belial10 November 8, 2014