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Definitions by Melrose927

hatebeating 

the act of masturbating while crying because of depression, anger or frustration. Typically performed facing a corner of a room, as in a style of self-punishment. Can be done sitting, standing or kneeling, and is often a bit violent.
Tony sat in the corner hatebeating while listening to Achy Breaky Heart.
hatebeating by Melrose927 April 5, 2010
to cry while masturbating
Big Mike was really depressed and spent the day chetching.
chetch by Melrose927 April 5, 2010

masturhate 

to masturbate and cry while experiencing intense feelings of self-loathing and depression. Generally done in a corner of a dark room.
Cleo likes to masturhate on Friday nights while listening to Depeche Mode and pouring hot candle wax on himself and his cats.
masturhate by Melrose927 April 5, 2010

hatebeat 

to masturbate while crying because of depression, anger or frustration. Typically performed facing a corner of a room, as in a style of self-punishment. Can be done sitting, standing or kneeling, and is often a bit violent.

Also, but not commonly, repeatedly punching oneself in the junk for pleasure.
On Friday nights, Cleo likes to hatebeat while listening to Staind and pouring hot candle wax on himself. Sometimes he does this while listening to Q Lazzarus and standing in front of a full-length mirror saying, "I'd fuck me. I'd fuck me so hard."
hatebeat by Melrose927 April 5, 2010