Masturbomb

A shit ton of semen/cum from someone who masturbates like crazy to attack predators for defense.

My friend attacked that rapist with masturbombs to protect me and the others.

by GregNelson29 October 4, 2023

masturboxing

A man who beatboxes while masturbating.

I was sitting in the bus the other day when I heard a guy behind me beatbox, so I turned around and saw that he also was masturbating. I was like... "WTF, MASTURBOXING?"

by Sarahreen September 30, 2009

Masturbowling

The act of smoking marijuana by one's self, esp. after failing to locate a partner to smoke with you.

"Annie and Jane said they wanted to blaze with me, but they left with Tom so now I'm stuck masturbowling."

You: "You wanna go get some food?"
Me: "Give me ten minutes, I'm trying to masturbowl in here."
You: "......whatever you do, please wash your hands."

by tightnbright October 22, 2011

masturbabe

A hot girl/dude that you will later jerk it to

Bro 1: "Damn, she's hot"
Bro 2: " that's what I call a masturbabe. Where's the jergens?"
Bro 1:

by Gmoney1973 June 5, 2016

masturbocalypse

When the entire world spontaneously begins masturbating non-stop to the point where no fewer than 99% of the world's population dies of starvation and malnutrition.

After the masturbocalypse there may be a few remaining survivors, but they will most likely envy the dead, as without an internet, there will be much less masturbation material.

If the naked Anna Kournikova emails had been real, it could very well have kicked off the masturbocalypse.

by Tandazzle October 24, 2008

Masturboat

Whilst a man and a women are oriented head to toe with the women on top, the woman straddles the mans face with her breasts. The man begins to motorboat the women's breasts. Meanwhile the women is masturbating the man below. This could also be accomplished with two woman. Or a combination of large breasted men.

We shall masturboat, for your breast's are delightful.

by Wayne Rathbun April 21, 2013

masturbaby

when you are circle jerkin and your sister walks in on you and you jizz all over her and she gets pregnant then after she plops out a retarded incest baby then a seal waddles over and sits on the baby and jerks it off.

Ian: yo what up dawg i have like 999 masturbaby and idk what to do with them i need to stop jackin off yo
(a gay kid): like omg ill have them i love cute masturbaby

by whatupwhatupwhatupginger December 4, 2010