Masturbomb
Masturbomb by GregNelson29 October 4, 2023
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masturboxing
A man who beatboxes while masturbating.
I was sitting in the bus the other day when I heard a guy behind me beatbox, so I turned around and saw that he also was masturbating. I was like... "WTF, MASTURBOXING?"
masturboxing by Sarahreen September 30, 2009
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Masturbowling
The act of smoking marijuana by one's self, esp. after failing to locate a partner to smoke with you.
"Annie and Jane said they wanted to blaze with me, but they left with Tom so now I'm stuck masturbowling."
You: "You wanna go get some food?"
Me: "Give me ten minutes, I'm trying to masturbowl in here."
You: "......whatever you do, please wash your hands."
You: "You wanna go get some food?"
Me: "Give me ten minutes, I'm trying to masturbowl in here."
You: "......whatever you do, please wash your hands."
Masturbowling by tightnbright October 22, 2011
masturbabe
masturbabe by Gmoney1973 June 5, 2016
masturbocalypse
When the entire world spontaneously begins masturbating non-stop to the point where no fewer than 99% of the world's population dies of starvation and malnutrition.
After the masturbocalypse there may be a few remaining survivors, but they will most likely envy the dead, as without an internet, there will be much less masturbation material.
After the masturbocalypse there may be a few remaining survivors, but they will most likely envy the dead, as without an internet, there will be much less masturbation material.
If the naked Anna Kournikova emails had been real, it could very well have kicked off the masturbocalypse.
masturbocalypse by Tandazzle October 24, 2008
Masturboat
Whilst a man and a women are oriented head to toe with the women on top, the woman straddles the mans face with her breasts. The man begins to motorboat the women's breasts. Meanwhile the women is masturbating the man below. This could also be accomplished with two woman. Or a combination of large breasted men.
Masturboat by Wayne Rathbun April 21, 2013
masturbaby
when you are circle jerkin and your sister walks in on you and you jizz all over her and she gets pregnant then after she plops out a retarded incest baby then a seal waddles over and sits on the baby and jerks it off.
Ian: yo what up dawg i have like 999 masturbaby and idk what to do with them i need to stop jackin off yo
(a gay kid): like omg ill have them i love cute masturbaby
(a gay kid): like omg ill have them i love cute masturbaby
masturbaby by whatupwhatupwhatupginger December 4, 2010
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