Masturbombing

When you try to show off your weapons but end up bombing one of your own cities.

Dudebro 1: Bro, did you see that Kim Jong-Un screwed up a launch and got caught masturbombing himself

Dudebro 2: DUDE!!!!

by Mister Bad Touch January 05, 2018

Masturbomb

A shit ton of semen/cum from someone who masturbates like crazy to attack predators for defense.

My friend attacked that rapist with masturbombs to protect me and the others.

by GregNelson29 October 04, 2023

Masturbomber

Someone or something that awkwardly(inappropriately) and unexpectedly interrupts somebody’s intimate self-pleasuring session.

A play on the term photobomb/photobomber.

“Dude, I was fapping so hard yesterday and was really getting into it until my dog jumped on my bed and started licking my face! He’s the biggest Masturbomber!

His new nickname is Masturbombus!
Verb- Masturbomb
Noun- Masturbomber

by FrancisFranklin October 25, 2022