Masturbowling 

The act of smoking marijuana by one's self, esp. after failing to locate a partner to smoke with you.

"Annie and Jane said they wanted to blaze with me, but they left with Tom so now I'm stuck masturbowling."

You: "You wanna go get some food?"
Me: "Give me ten minutes, I'm trying to masturbowl in here."
You: "......whatever you do, please wash your hands."

Masturbowling by tightnbright October 22, 2011

masturboxing 

A man who beatboxes while masturbating.

I was sitting in the bus the other day when I heard a guy behind me beatbox, so I turned around and saw that he also was masturbating. I was like... "WTF, MASTURBOXING?"

masturboxing by Sarahreen September 30, 2009

Masturbooping 

Jerking while pooping on the toilet.

man i was so bored sitting on the toilet, so i started masturbooping

Masturbooping by ZomgPoof December 12, 2011

masturbotting 

When a script, chat bot, or other automated process glitches and acts on part of its own programming.

"Yeah, the bot's removing its own comments every time it says something it doesn't like. It's masturbotting."

masturbotting by PupperPuppet September 11, 2019

masturboofing 

When one decides to pleasure themselves but they are also talking to someone over text at the same time without their knowledge of the action they are performing.

He is so weird, last night I heard that he was masturboofing with some girl and she didn't find out until today

masturboofing by Booflord December 8, 2020

Masturboating 

The act of motorboating oneself using one's hands.

I caught that girl masturboating herself last night at the club.

Masturboating by Snugglefluffkins November 10, 2009

Masturboobing 

Rubbing one selves boobs to get pleasure.

Girl 1: I saw that girl touching her torso last night.
Girl 2: Did it look like she was getting pleasure form it?
Girl 1: Yah. Why?
Girl 2: kSo she was masturboobing then.

Masturboobing by LOLOLOLOLw8wut? June 1, 2011