Masturbomber 

Someone or something that awkwardly(inappropriately) and unexpectedly interrupts somebody’s intimate self-pleasuring session.

A play on the term photobomb/photobomber.

“Dude, I was fapping so hard yesterday and was really getting into it until my dog jumped on my bed and started licking my face! He’s the biggest Masturbomber!

His new nickname is Masturbombus!
Verb- Masturbomb
Noun- Masturbomber

Masturbomber by FrancisFranklin October 24, 2022

Masturbombing 

When you try to show off your weapons but end up bombing one of your own cities.

Dudebro 1: Bro, did you see that Kim Jong-Un screwed up a launch and got caught masturbombing himself

Dudebro 2: DUDE!!!!

Masturbombing by Mister Bad Touch April 24, 2018

Masturboomer 

A boomer that masturbates either to warm up for a fight or to avoid it.

That masturboomer started masturbating during the school fight.

Masturboomer by GregNelson29 October 4, 2023

Masturbomb 

A shit ton of semen/cum from someone who masturbates like crazy to attack predators for defense.

My friend attacked that rapist with masturbombs to protect me and the others.

Masturbomb by GregNelson29 October 4, 2023