Masturbomber

Someone or something that awkwardly(inappropriately) and unexpectedly interrupts somebody’s intimate self-pleasuring session.

A play on the term photobomb/photobomber.

“Dude, I was fapping so hard yesterday and was really getting into it until my dog jumped on my bed and started licking my face! He’s the biggest Masturbomber!

His new nickname is Masturbombus!
Verb- Masturbomb
Noun- Masturbomber

Masturbomber by FrancisFranklin October 24, 2022

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Masturbombing

When you try to show off your weapons but end up bombing one of your own cities.

Dudebro 1: Bro, did you see that Kim Jong-Un screwed up a launch and got caught masturbombing himself

Dudebro 2: DUDE!!!!

Masturbombing by Mister Bad Touch April 24, 2018

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Masturbomber • Masturbomb • Masturbombing • Masturboomer

Masturboomer

A boomer that masturbates either to warm up for a fight or to avoid it.

That masturboomer started masturbating during the school fight.

Masturboomer by GregNelson29 October 4, 2023

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Masturbomb

A shit ton of semen/cum from someone who masturbates like crazy to attack predators for defense.

My friend attacked that rapist with masturbombs to protect me and the others.

Masturbomb by GregNelson29 October 4, 2023

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Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

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Nerd neck

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.

What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!

Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019

Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

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love peace and chicken grease

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"

Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease

love peace and chicken grease by Adronna July 19, 2003

Word of the Day on June 24, 2026

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