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masturbible

Substitute pornography used by religious people, for instance the section of the Sunday newspaper advertising section that contains ads for bras and panties, or the Sports Illustrated swimsuit edition.
"Somebody left their masturbible in the bathroom..."
by Gatorpress December 10, 2007
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Masturbinge

“Yeah, man. My period is starting soon so i gotta masturbinge before it starts”
“Mood”
by Area Rug June 10, 2018
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masturbabe

A hot girl/dude that you will later jerk it to
Bro 1: "Damn, she's hot"
Bro 2: " that's what I call a masturbabe. Where's the jergens?"
Bro 1:
by Gmoney1973 June 5, 2016
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masturbizzle

Masturbizzle can be defined as self-stimulizzles ta cause sexual sensations cuz I'm fresh out the pen. The use of tha word masturbizzles usually suggests tizzy tha person is chillin' his or her genitals ta tha point of intense pleasure or orgasm. I'm a bad boy wit a lotta hos. (Orgasm brotha ta a period of intense excitement in which genital muscles enta in ta a series of highly-pleasurable contractions or movements). So bow down to the bow wow!

While masturbizzle can involve brotha person, most of us thizzink of it as a very private act. Ho-slappin' ta some health care brotha masturbizzle allows a healthy way ta express & explore yo sexuality n ta releaze sexual tension witout all tha associated risks of sexual intercourse. Chill as I take you on a trip. Health professizzles generally agree tizzle this private touch'n is a natural, normal mode of self-explorizzles n sexual expression . I started yo shit and I'll end yo' shit! Unfortunatizzle, brotha, tha excitement of tha moment has passed, many thugz find themselves filled wit guilty n or shame.

In tha 1970's n 1980's, a woman named B-E-Double-Tizzy Dodson, Ph.Dizzle, achieved mizzay fizzle fizzle her approach ta masturbizzles. She actually held classes fo` bitchez ta teach them how ta masturbate. She thought that in orda fo` bitchez ta overcome certain degrees of repression tizzy she believed were instilled by tha church, bitchez needed ta learn how ta "celebrizzles they bodies where the sun be shinin and I be rhymin'.
I'm gonna go masturbizzle while I watch these two dogs fuck!
by Clit Eatswood August 7, 2006
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Masterbile

To sexile your roommate in order to beat off. No contact with another living, breathing organism is actually involved.
God damn't! My roommate masterbiled me again. He should just get a girlfriend.
by white thunda April 12, 2009
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masturbike

masturbike
(v): to stroke one's shaft until semen is ejaculated from the penis. While riding an effing bike. Seriously.

Happens sometimes at Colorado College...

Possibly the most perverted act one could ever commit.
"Did you see that sick pedophile masturbiking while he passed by all of those eight year old children? He just loves to masturbike; it's his favorite pastime."
by bassist9999999 September 3, 2009
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Masturcile

To force a roommate from one's room or residence in order to masturbate.
My neighbor had to sleep in my room for a week because he was masturciled by his roommate night after night.
by Da Roof February 12, 2008
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