Dudebro 1: Bro, did you see that Kim Jong-Un screwed up a launch and got caught masturbombing himself
Dudebro 2: DUDE!!!!
Dudebro 2: DUDE!!!!
by Mister Bad Touch April 24, 2018
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I was sitting in the bus the other day when I heard a guy behind me beatbox, so I turned around and saw that he also was masturbating. I was like... "WTF, MASTURBOXING?"
by Sarahreen September 30, 2009
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The act of smoking marijuana by one's self, esp. after failing to locate a partner to smoke with you.
"Annie and Jane said they wanted to blaze with me, but they left with Tom so now I'm stuck masturbowling."
You: "You wanna go get some food?"
Me: "Give me ten minutes, I'm trying to masturbowl in here."
You: "......whatever you do, please wash your hands."
You: "You wanna go get some food?"
Me: "Give me ten minutes, I'm trying to masturbowl in here."
You: "......whatever you do, please wash your hands."
by tightnbright October 22, 2011
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by Desdem0n February 11, 2013
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"Yeah, the bot's removing its own comments every time it says something it doesn't like. It's masturbotting."
by PupperPuppet September 11, 2019
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He is so weird, last night I heard that he was masturboofing with some girl and she didn't find out until today
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