Masturbombing
Dudebro 1: Bro, did you see that Kim Jong-Un screwed up a launch and got caught masturbombing himself
Dudebro 2: DUDE!!!!
Dudebro 2: DUDE!!!!
Masturbombing by Mister Bad Touch April 24, 2018
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masturboxing
A man who beatboxes while masturbating.
I was sitting in the bus the other day when I heard a guy behind me beatbox, so I turned around and saw that he also was masturbating. I was like... "WTF, MASTURBOXING?"
masturboxing by Sarahreen September 30, 2009
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Masturbowling
The act of smoking marijuana by one's self, esp. after failing to locate a partner to smoke with you.
"Annie and Jane said they wanted to blaze with me, but they left with Tom so now I'm stuck masturbowling."
You: "You wanna go get some food?"
Me: "Give me ten minutes, I'm trying to masturbowl in here."
You: "......whatever you do, please wash your hands."
You: "You wanna go get some food?"
Me: "Give me ten minutes, I'm trying to masturbowl in here."
You: "......whatever you do, please wash your hands."
Masturbowling by tightnbright October 22, 2011
Masturbooping
Masturbooping by ZomgPoof December 12, 2011
Mastursobbing
To masturbate and cry deeply at the same time, usually as a result of profound emotional disturbance or conflict, as seen on American Horror Story.
Mastursobbing by Desdem0n February 11, 2013
masturbotting
When a script, chat bot, or other automated process glitches and acts on part of its own programming.
"Yeah, the bot's removing its own comments every time it says something it doesn't like. It's masturbotting."
masturbotting by PupperPuppet September 11, 2019
masturboofing
When one decides to pleasure themselves but they are also talking to someone over text at the same time without their knowledge of the action they are performing.
He is so weird, last night I heard that he was masturboofing with some girl and she didn't find out until today
masturboofing by Booflord December 8, 2020
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