Masturbombing

When you try to show off your weapons but end up bombing one of your own cities.

Dudebro 1: Bro, did you see that Kim Jong-Un screwed up a launch and got caught masturbombing himself

Dudebro 2: DUDE!!!!

by Mister Bad Touch April 24, 2018

masturboxing

A man who beatboxes while masturbating.

I was sitting in the bus the other day when I heard a guy behind me beatbox, so I turned around and saw that he also was masturbating. I was like... "WTF, MASTURBOXING?"

by Sarahreen September 30, 2009

Masturbowling

The act of smoking marijuana by one's self, esp. after failing to locate a partner to smoke with you.

"Annie and Jane said they wanted to blaze with me, but they left with Tom so now I'm stuck masturbowling."

You: "You wanna go get some food?"
Me: "Give me ten minutes, I'm trying to masturbowl in here."
You: "......whatever you do, please wash your hands."

by tightnbright October 22, 2011

Masturbooping

Jerking while pooping on the toilet.

man i was so bored sitting on the toilet, so i started masturbooping

by ZomgPoof December 12, 2011

Mastursobbing

To masturbate and cry deeply at the same time, usually as a result of profound emotional disturbance or conflict, as seen on American Horror Story.

I saw my sexy ghost maid touching herself, so I went to my room and started mastursobbing.

by Desdem0n February 11, 2013

masturbotting

When a script, chat bot, or other automated process glitches and acts on part of its own programming.

"Yeah, the bot's removing its own comments every time it says something it doesn't like. It's masturbotting."

by PupperPuppet September 11, 2019

masturboofing

When one decides to pleasure themselves but they are also talking to someone over text at the same time without their knowledge of the action they are performing.

He is so weird, last night I heard that he was masturboofing with some girl and she didn't find out until today

by Booflord December 8, 2020