Definitions by whatupwhatupwhatupginger

masturbaby

when you are circle jerkin and your sister walks in on you and you jizz all over her and she gets pregnant then after she plops out a retarded incest baby then a seal waddles over and sits on the baby and jerks it off.

Ian: yo what up dawg i have like 999 masturbaby and idk what to do with them i need to stop jackin off yo
(a gay kid): like omg ill have them i love cute masturbaby

masturbaby by whatupwhatupwhatupginger December 4, 2010