Masterbombing 

Similar to masterbating, but once one busts, they will put in all of the weight and pressure in the body into the penis, and even stroke it with a fist or other objects at the same time as-well. This will cause the penis to make as big of an explosion as possible and cause the ejaculate to splatter and fly all over the place, similar to a bomb.

"Finished Masterbombing in my room yesterday. Took me almost an hour to clean it all up, and my weiner still feels weird."

Masterbombing by Dr. Jelq October 14, 2024

masterbooping 

When you take a dump and jerk off at the same time.

"damn, that brey chick is hot. But i gotta take a shit. I'm gonna go masteboop.

"mark's mom caught him masterbooping. He was covered in feces and semen."

masterbooping by cuminmybutt January 12, 2008

Masterjobbing 

Masturbating while someone else gives you a handjob. Note: In order to not be gay, assistant's hand needs to be on top.

Your sexy roommate is masturbating, you lend him a hand thus performing the masterjobbing maneuver.

Masterjobbing by Q2 ORDNANCE October 16, 2009

Masterbooking 

Hitting the "like" button on your own Facebook status.

Have you noticed how William always "likes" his own status? It's like he's masterbooking or something.

Masterbooking by lrchtr December 7, 2009

Masturboobing 

Rubbing one selves boobs to get pleasure.

Girl 1: I saw that girl touching her torso last night.
Girl 2: Did it look like she was getting pleasure form it?
Girl 1: Yah. Why?
Girl 2: kSo she was masturboobing then.

Masturboobing by LOLOLOLOLw8wut? June 1, 2011

Masterbooking 

The action of masterbating to someone on your friends list on Facebook.

Man, I was masterbooking after I added the new girl from work.

Masterbooking by TheUNLiberator June 12, 2010

Masterbooking 

Master bating to somes picture on facebook.

I dont do this. Masterbooking

Masterbooking by The One Kid September 12, 2010