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Mastribating

A spot between the hole and the balls that can be stroked, which can result in an orgasm. Mainly preferred by males who hadn't had sex in a long time, or never.
Roberto: Hey Ryan, what mastribating??
Ryan: I heard it's an alternative way of pleasure.
by J_H_N April 23, 2009
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masturbating to the dictionary

A phrase used as a comeback to a Grammar Nazi or to someone who says “grammar is sexy” during a conversation. It can be used in any situation to respond to someone who tries to shame you on your grammar.
i.e.
txt msg exchange
Timmy: Yo Jake, you wanna come over to Jason’s place to smoke after school? Meghan and Jill are coming over and I’m sure your have a dope time with us.
Jake: You mean *you’ll have a dope time.
Timmy: Dude, are you masturbating to the dictionary at your house? Don’t be such a Grammar Nazi.

Lucy: Hey Jamie, do you think Alex is doing good today after the party last night? You think he’s interested in hanging out later?
Jamie: You mean, doing WELL after the party…? Damn Lucy, grammar is sexy just an fyi.
Lucy: Wtf Jamie, when did you start masturbating to the dictionary?
by runninghighkid August 4, 2018
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masturbating

I'm masturbating.
by ccthz January 27, 2021
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furiously masturbating

A type of masturbating practiced by reclusives who fear that their masturbatory time may be limited.

This is generally not the case, giving furious masterbaters a proclivity to masturbate a lot.
Instead of playing beer pong and sleazing on grimbos, Alex spent the night in his room, furiously masturbating.
by AXAdartmouth April 16, 2009
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masticating

I can't talk right now, I'm too busy masticating this meat.
by Stew September 17, 2004
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masturbating jungler

n. a term used for a jungler who does not contest objectives and rarely ganks lanes. If he decides to gank a lane, he ints like there is no tomorrow.
Support: Why is our jungler not contesting dragons?! What a masturbating jungler!
by bananas107 May 16, 2023
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Masturbating

Is what I’m doing now ;)
I’m still masturbating bitchez
by It’s true bitches October 28, 2018
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