Stew's definitions

beat

to be taken advantage of or ripped off; often in the context of drugs or money

"Once we beat this kid for an ounce; you bet he was fuckin mad about that"

by stew December 14, 2004

slider

The Bristolian term for a slide in a kids playground.

When I was your age I was more interested in playing on the swings and sliders down the park.

by Stew March 31, 2005

Glenner

One who licks windows, someone who has been released from a mental institution.
From the former Glenside Hospital in Fishponds, Bristol, UK.

When did they let you out, ya glenner.

by Stew January 19, 2004

ignoramus

Someone who doesn't know something that you found out yesterday.

I can't believe that you didn't know the capital of Papua New Guinea you ignoramus!

by Stew September 16, 2004

stingers

Bristolian term for stinging nettles.

When kicking a football as far off the field of play as you can. (Therefore wasting time) Yo might say 'pick 'ee out the stingers'

by Stew March 31, 2005

Donkey Chops

A person who hasn't the ability to make sense.

A person who over-engages in incessant chatter.

Oh no, here comes Donkey chops!

by Stew October 10, 2004

masticating

The act of chewing. Not to be confused with masturbating

I can't talk right now, I'm too busy masticating this meat.

by Stew September 17, 2004