Mastila
Mastila
My name is Mastila
Mastila by Anonymoussince1994 November 20, 2021
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masticating
masticating by Stew September 17, 2004
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Mastila • masticate • masticating • masilana • Masticator • Mastula • Masila • masilah • Mastalabro • Mastias
masticate
To grind or chew. It sounds like masturbate so dumb fucks who are too lazy to figure out its real definition assume it means masturbate. It's a funny word and has power.
I masticated my food.
Masticating
"I grabbed a steak and almost stuck it into my heart to commit suicide."
"Snap was spying on me and he was taking a video tape of me! And Loopin was masticating to it!"
"Snap was spying on me and he was taking a video tape of me! And Loopin was masticating to it!"
Masticating by My Immortal Reader July 11, 2012
christian martila
The biggest simp in the world. Does not care about his boys and spends his time in a random girls pants.
christian martila by tizel October 23, 2020
Mastication
Bob: Hey, can I masticate here?
Joe: Sure, I'll watch you masticate.
Bob: I love mastication, and doing it with a friend is even better
Joe: Now I want to masticate...
Joe: Sure, I'll watch you masticate.
Bob: I love mastication, and doing it with a friend is even better
Joe: Now I want to masticate...
Mastication by YouOnKazoo22 June 29, 2018
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