Mastila

Mastila

My name is Mastila

by Anonymoussince1994 November 20, 2021

masticating

The act of chewing. Not to be confused with masturbating

I can't talk right now, I'm too busy masticating this meat.

by Stew September 17, 2004

Masticarp

A verb to chew/tooth somebody's finger like a carp. Frowned upon in post-infancy.

Guy: Did you see Jim masticarping Phillip in the bar last night?
Girl: I don't go to gay bars.
Guy: No, he was just so drunk he started chewing on Phil's finger.

by Phredrikk October 8, 2011

masticate

To grind or chew. It sounds like masturbate so dumb fucks who are too lazy to figure out its real definition assume it means masturbate. It's a funny word and has power.

I masticated my food.

by w00tw00t April 5, 2003

Masticating

To chew something. Like steak. Not to be confused with masturbating

"I grabbed a steak and almost stuck it into my heart to commit suicide."
"Snap was spying on me and he was taking a video tape of me! And Loopin was masticating to it!"

by My Immortal Reader July 11, 2012

christian martila

The biggest simp in the world. Does not care about his boys and spends his time in a random girls pants.

"You are a simp!"
"I am not Christian Martila"

by tizel October 23, 2020

Mastication

Mastication is the process by which food is crushed by teeth. To chew.

Bob: Hey, can I masticate here?
Joe: Sure, I'll watch you masticate.
Bob: I love mastication, and doing it with a friend is even better
Joe: Now I want to masticate...

by YouOnKazoo22 June 29, 2018