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Definitions by YouOnKazoo22

Bob: My cat is grooming its babies.
Joe: No, you mean your pussy is licking its pussies.
Pussy by YouOnKazoo22 July 1, 2018
Round, spherical objects that people play with in sports and other games.
Bob: Hey Dick, wanna play with my balls?
Dick: Sure, I have balls too. You wanna play with my balls?
Balls by YouOnKazoo22 July 1, 2018

Spooning 

To spoon. Used to eat foods or to stir.
Bob: Hey, can I spoon your nuts inside your nutsack?
Joe: No, use a fork.
Bob: I'll just use my fingers.
Joe: Spooning the nuts is better.
Spooning by YouOnKazoo22 July 1, 2018
There's nothing to say about Elliot.
Joe: Hey Bob, have you heard about Elliot?
Bob: Who?
Elliot by YouOnKazoo22 July 1, 2018

Mastication 

Mastication is the process by which food is crushed by teeth. To chew.
Bob: Hey, can I masticate here?
Joe: Sure, I'll watch you masticate.
Bob: I love mastication, and doing it with a friend is even better
Joe: Now I want to masticate...
Mastication by YouOnKazoo22 June 29, 2018
A sack full of nuts, like a cashew or an almond. Not to be confused with a seed sack or a legume sack.
Bob: Can I eat that nutsack?
Joe: No, don't be an animal. Eat the nuts, not the sack itself.
Nutsack by YouOnKazoo22 June 29, 2018