masticating
masticating by Stew September 17, 2004
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Masticating
"I grabbed a steak and almost stuck it into my heart to commit suicide."
"Snap was spying on me and he was taking a video tape of me! And Loopin was masticating to it!"
"Snap was spying on me and he was taking a video tape of me! And Loopin was masticating to it!"
Masticating by My Immortal Reader July 11, 2012
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masticating
Bob: Dude, I caught John masticating yesterday!
Will: Ewwww!
Bob: What, you got a problem with chewing?!?!?
Will: Ewwww!
Bob: What, you got a problem with chewing?!?!?
masticating by MasticatingMaster February 7, 2017
mastacating
Mom: Son, you have another phone call. Do you want me too tell them your eating diner?
Son: Yeah just tell them I'm mastacating! They'll deffinatley stop calling
Son: Yeah just tell them I'm mastacating! They'll deffinatley stop calling
mastacating by Nicole Morrow September 25, 2005
Mastication
Bob: Hey, can I masticate here?
Joe: Sure, I'll watch you masticate.
Bob: I love mastication, and doing it with a friend is even better
Joe: Now I want to masticate...
Joe: Sure, I'll watch you masticate.
Bob: I love mastication, and doing it with a friend is even better
Joe: Now I want to masticate...
Mastication by YouOnKazoo22 June 29, 2018
sado-mastication
Sarah: Hey Marty I brought you home a cheeseburger.
Marty: Oh, I bet it’s been a VERY VERY BAD burger!
While engaging is sado-mastication, Marty proceeds to pimp slap and punch the helpless cheeseburger before taking a bite and then makes sounds of delight, achieving some sort of sick thrill from this!
Marty: Oh, I bet it’s been a VERY VERY BAD burger!
While engaging is sado-mastication, Marty proceeds to pimp slap and punch the helpless cheeseburger before taking a bite and then makes sounds of delight, achieving some sort of sick thrill from this!
sado-mastication by donkey shave January 30, 2010
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