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A guy that likes cats and memes
You are such a Mastias (cat lover)
Mastias by Matou177 March 4, 2020
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A very good friend who will always be there.

He will have a lot if troubles so you must be there to help him and let him vent to you.
He is also a very good partner to have. He will always be sweet to you and never fail to make you laugh.
Loves to tease you about your fears and insecurities, but he will never mean it in a mean way.
Contains 90% dirty jokes.
Person 1: Hey, that guy is very funny even though he kept teasing me about being short.

Person 2: Yep, that's a Matias.
Matias by Falconyze July 29, 2018
The sexiest kid I’ve ever seen.
He has high IQ and massive penis.
He gets all the girls. He’s handsome and rich. Good at gaming
Have you seen Mattias?
No but I know that he’s the sexiest kid I’ve ever seen
Mattias by Ok so I did not see January 30, 2020
Mattias is someone who's there for you whenever you need him. He listens to your problems and gives you advice when he can. He's fun to play with and is a typical bro.

If you have a Mattias, you've got him forever. He's loyal to the people he cares about the most.

He's a true lad, and loves to muck around just as much as the next person. A truly epic mate.
"Oi! Mattias! Wanna catch up after class?"
Mattias by MaxButtz March 25, 2020

mastasia 

Having absolutely humongous titties. When you think humungous, think even bigger than that. Poor girls will have back problems all of life, carrying around titties that weigh more than the rest of their bodies.
I like big boobies, but mastasia is way way too much!
mastasia by MCJeffree February 20, 2007

mastastic 

adj.

When something is so good you could jank to it.

Also, a really amazing masterbatory session.
Christ, you see that short skirt? Bitch be mastastic son!

I know, I had a mastastic jank sess to her the other night, I'm still sore!
mastastic by jimmy patrick February 19, 2008

Matias Perälä 

Finnish pro athlete. Specialised in swimming, but can also play volleyball. He is also one of the millionares that Atte Korkiamäki helped to create. Grew in the getto of Iisalmi and now has a dog.

He made various unofficial swimming world records in the swimming pool of Iisalmen uimahalli. (25m)

He wore the same watch for around 35 years and cannot take it off.

He also tried to get in to esports via overwatch 2. His main hero was D.va.

Can be seen in the streets always wearing adidas clothes.
Holy omg is that matias!!!!!???????

Oh yeah that simba dog is very cute yes i think that is matias perälä.
Matias Perälä by kivekset November 17, 2022
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

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Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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