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mastershake 

When a man masterbates and wipes off his hand, but doesn't wash it. Later, He shakes someone's hand that he doesnt like.
My boss sucks so bad I mastershaked him today when we met.
mastershake by DrDigits December 20, 2010

Mastershame

The guilt one feels when having to be around others too recently after a masterbation session.
You could see the mastershame all over his face.
Mastershame by Nicko714 December 4, 2009

mastershake 

a really creepy cartoon charachtar on adult swim. a milk shake.
that show mastershake is really weird
mastershake by matt March 28, 2005

Mastershart 

To fart whilst masturbating and accidentally follow through to a shit.
Hold on a minute mum, I think I'm mastersharting!
Mastershart by Paedropolopodus December 2, 2010

mastershaving 

When one is beating thy meat and shaving at the same time
Woah do you see that talent? He's mastershaving
mastershaving by Hmmsausage December 20, 2016

mastershakeism

A mastershakeism is a manner of speech or behavior that resembles the self-centered and self-aggrandizing mannerisms of "Master Shake" from Aqua Teen Hunger Force.
"When you shouted: "I have tricked them yet again!" after you bought two pizzas for the price of one, that was a mastershakeism."
"I was simply using my authority to compel them to give me that extra pizza. In fact, they probably should have given me more. I deserve that much for all the hard work I do for this community!"
mastershakeism by ice^nine March 21, 2024
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026

Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
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