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mastershake 

When a man masterbates and wipes off his hand, but doesn't wash it. Later, He shakes someone's hand that he doesnt like.
My boss sucks so bad I mastershaked him today when we met.
mastershake by DrDigits December 20, 2010

Mastershame

The guilt one feels when having to be around others too recently after a masterbation session.
You could see the mastershame all over his face.
Mastershame by Nicko714 December 4, 2009

mastershake 

a really creepy cartoon charachtar on adult swim. a milk shake.
that show mastershake is really weird
mastershake by matt March 28, 2005

Mastershart 

To fart whilst masturbating and accidentally follow through to a shit.
Hold on a minute mum, I think I'm mastersharting!
Mastershart by Paedropolopodus December 2, 2010

mastershaving 

When one is beating thy meat and shaving at the same time
Woah do you see that talent? He's mastershaving
mastershaving by Hmmsausage December 20, 2016

mastershakeism

A mastershakeism is a manner of speech or behavior that resembles the self-centered and self-aggrandizing mannerisms of "Master Shake" from Aqua Teen Hunger Force.
"When you shouted: "I have tricked them yet again!" after you bought two pizzas for the price of one, that was a mastershakeism."
"I was simply using my authority to compel them to give me that extra pizza. In fact, they probably should have given me more. I deserve that much for all the hard work I do for this community!"
mastershakeism by ice^nine March 21, 2024