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mastershake 

When a man masterbates and wipes off his hand, but doesn't wash it. Later, He shakes someone's hand that he doesnt like.
My boss sucks so bad I mastershaked him today when we met.
mastershake by DrDigits December 20, 2010
Words you can keep

mastershake 

a really creepy cartoon charachtar on adult swim. a milk shake.
that show mastershake is really weird
mastershake by matt March 28, 2005

Master Shake 

The single greatest member of the superhero detective team, Aqua Teen hunger Force. Alias' include; the Drizzle, the Fume, and the Puddle. known for selling sacks of talking meat to alien freak shows, getting drunk with alien fraternity members, not paying bills, urinating in Carl's, his neighbor's, pool, and tossing depressed Happy Time Harry dolls off of cliffs for the purpose of making them immortal.
"Teeth are for gays! That's why faeries come and take them away!"
"You little meat! you don't have to get in that bag... Now you get in that bag, or you'll never learn RAM!"
"Cursed? ya think? he only said it like a thousand times!"
"Dancing is forbidden!"
Master Shake by Da Trux May 3, 2005

masterhater

Someone that hates people who masterbate or purposely blocks them from doing so by stealing their porn or not allowing them to download, buy, or view any.
Mother: You shouldn't be reading Playboy!!!
Son: You masterhater!!!
masterhater by Neoni November 17, 2006

mastercaker

when a boy masterbates with a cake
-when he sticks his penis in a cake and humps
the baker is a mastercaker

Master Shake 

A narcissistic animated cup on the show Aqua Teen Hunger Force, or the newer, worse Aqua Unit Patrol Squad 1. He enjoys terrorizing meatwad, dressing up as super heroes, being a smart alec, and just conditioning himself w/ love. He can't help that he's so awesome.
Master Shake loves to have sexual relations with women, he just can't find any in his neighborhood.
Master Shake by ThePainterofMen0o1 February 3, 2012

master shake 

the coolest of the ATHF, he basically gets the rest into trouble and annoys every one. he has many superhero aliases the Drizzle, the Fume, the Puddle....you can just sense the awesomeness!
My name is Shake-Zula, the mic rulah, the old schoolah, you wanna trip, I'll break it to ya.
master shake by holyroman April 18, 2005
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
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Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
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Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
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(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
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