mastershaving

When one is beating thy meat and shaving at the same time

Woah do you see that talent? He's mastershaving

by Hmmsausage December 20, 2016

masterspacing

Masterbaiting to random peoples myspace pictures.

"Sam was masterspacing all day yesterday."

"He is a habitual masterspacer."

by Justin Hizzle June 16, 2007

MastersBating

Anyone masturbating while watching any footage from The Masters golf tournament.

He's at home MastersBating right now. Can't get enough of that golf.

by Rockweezy April 8, 2010

Masterwhating

The conversation or confusion between the words mastecate and masterbate. Usually between teenage boys.

Those guys were masterwhating all through the hall.

by LandH May 14, 2008

Masterhating

Thoroughly enjoy criticizing something, also deliberately seeking things to critize.

"Have you watched Epic Movie lately?"
"That's such a bad movie! It's great for Masterhating though."

by JaredZ June 8, 2007

masterhating

hating ones self for missing the opportunity to score

Person1 : AAh! i hate myself for not getting with that chick.

Person2 : dude...stop masterhating

by bob_da_builda October 18, 2010