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Mastershame

The guilt one feels when having to be around others too recently after a masterbation session.
You could see the mastershame all over his face.
by Nicko714 December 4, 2009
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masterhater

Someone that hates people who masterbate or purposely blocks them from doing so by stealing their porn or not allowing them to download, buy, or view any.
Mother: You shouldn't be reading Playboy!!!
Son: You masterhater!!!
by Neoni November 17, 2006
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mastershake

When a man masterbates and wipes off his hand, but doesn't wash it. Later, He shakes someone's hand that he doesnt like.
My boss sucks so bad I mastershaked him today when we met.
by DrDigits December 20, 2010
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Masterhate

The act of masterbating because you hate yourself. The desire to masterbate due to self loathing. The self love equivalent of "hate fucking".
I was so ashamed that I lost my job that I went home and masterhated.
by JSteezy83 April 1, 2013
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Masterhate

To violently hate punch your penis while u masterbate!
Jim was so lonely after his girlfriend left him for a other guy, he started masterhate himself on every occaision.
by Matc584 August 23, 2011
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masterhate

when you masturbate all your pain away to angry disgusting porn that you would watch never normally, just to vent your crappy situation through your penis.
I got cut from the basketball team last night, so i masterhated till my dick was raw... i feel very at peace now.
by kcaz411 October 6, 2011
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masterstate

a person who master bates at least once in every state
dude i cant believe you jerked it in every state you're a masterstate
by visualprick December 17, 2016
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