Mastabort 

The act of cancelling masturbation after interruption

I had to mastabort the other day as my mother had just walked in the room mid session!

Mastabort by The Baitor March 19, 2025

mastabeta 

The best place to hang out on the intarweb for spamming, pr0n, acting st00pid in general and to get BAND!!!1112 and plus we're a bazillion times better better than teh c0ck-sucking, gay orgy-loving fagg0ts over at GenGay

Mastabeta r0x0rs j00r b0x0rs!

mastabeta by Gen[G]ay sucks hard January 30, 2004

Mastabeta 

Ranging in the deepest recess of the intersnatch. Possibly the most elusive forum know to the internet/tech geek. The place know as Mastabeta is not listed in many search engines.

An outpost and haven for the internet’s most silly, abstract and overtly genius people, Mastabeta is home to few members, but it’s about quality not quantity. It’s also home to a spectrum of tech site mods and admins. Few of which would reveal their identity.

Even though it has about ~500 members CURENTLY registered it’s still extremely active. Unlike GenMay, MB is suited for a much more personal level of interaction. Since there are so few members the ones that do post regularly are quite familiar with each other and know each other’s taste in humor. This, in tern, helps create a much more enjoyable and down right hilarious forum experience.

The policy on “n00bs” is pretty lenient. You’re accepted as long as you don’t try to hard to be some sort of hardass Digital Gangster.

the first rule of Mastabeta is you dont talk about Mastabeta.

Mastabeta by The Honorable Charles Patrick Inigo Armstrong Jones February 25, 2005

Masaboratory 

Noun.

A masterbation laboratory.

Term coined in the Wood County Justice Center by Doug Berlow.

Hey guys. Don't bother me for a while because I'm headed to the Masaboratory.

Dude. I'm about to turn our bathroom into a Masaboratory!

Masaboratory by thats my drew beat May 13, 2010

mastabatorium 

A room in which the sole purpose is to go and masturbate in.

The mastabatorium is my favorite room in the church.

mastabatorium by sdkjfgasdeithg May 29, 2007

mistakortunity

When a mistake you make turns unexpectedly into a positive opportunity

Awkwardly tripping onto my face on the dance floor turned into a mistakortunity to break into a head spin!

mistakortunity by The Jo Effect October 26, 2016

Wank Goblin (Mastabatory Goblin) 

A wank goblin (correct term: Mastabatory Goblin) is a creature that bites off a teenage boy's penis when he wanks too much.

The wank goblin serves as both a myth and a fact to those who get too wank happy.

Young boys fear the wank goblin. If he's sexually frustrated and likes to rub himself against things you know he is afraid of the wank goblin.

Wank Goblin (Mastabatory Goblin) :

James: Why're you in a wheelchair?
Ashraf: *Sobs* Wank Goblin bit my cock off!
James: Me too! I'll never wank again!

Mom: Jamal! That's the third time I've caught you wanking this week! Expect a visit from the Matabatory Goblin...

Wank Goblin (Mastabatory Goblin) by Jamal Gordon-King January 5, 2010