Massets 

Massive Assets smooshed together into a more efficient version i.e. Massive tits, breasts, funbags, motorboats.

That woman over there has the Massets to make every girl in this bar jealous and make the men swoon.

Massets by Geo_ox July 23, 2010

opiate of the masses

Something addictive that keeps the public complacent.

Daytime talk shows are the opiate of the masses.

opiate of the masses by Promethean Sky March 20, 2008

Massettoid

When a living organism begins to make "bleeping" noises to a binary code.

That man has started to sound Massettoid. He is making noises such as "Mib", "Bib", "Chib".

Massettoid by Bert Fegg October 27, 2007

Unwashed Masses 

Unsophisticated people of a low socioeconomic status that don't eat lobster rolls for dinner at least twice a week.

Son: I'm hungry.
Mother: Do you want hot dogs or ramen noodles?
Son: Can we have lobster rolls?
Mother: No, lobster is too expensive.
Son: But all my friends...
Mother: I don't give a fuck what your friends eat you ungrateful little bastard.
Son: But mom...
Mother: There will be no lobster rolls in this house. Ever.
Son: You bitch!
Mother: Go to your room.
Son: Sorry mom. Can we get a Subaru?
Mother: This family does not drive a Subaru or eat lobster rolls.
Son: Why?
Mother: Because we are proudly among the unwashed masses. We are trash.
Son: Ok.
Mother: Don't forget you have therapy tomorrow at 3:30.

Unwashed Masses by affluent geoffrey July 21, 2019

Bewildered Masses

Originating from Walter Lippman's commentating on mass culture, the 'bewildered herd' is the masses that are tamed through propaganda and mass media in order that the machine of democracy is kept properly oiled.

The bewildered masses must be subdued, tamed, and injected with the popular opinion of the upper class of politicians, heads of corporations, and all others belonging to the elite class of intellectuals and wealthy, in order to govern a nation and circumvent any defect in democracy.

The single function of the bewildered masses is to be spectators, not participants, in a democratic nation.
The bewildered masses give their power to a benevolent overlord who makes decisions (apparently) for the good of them all.

Bewildered Masses by chjangounchained October 19, 2016

throbbing masses 

Throbbing masses is a word that is a synonym for dick, penis, and cock (plus any other words for dick).

Let's make a band and call it the throbbing masses!

throbbing masses by The Throbbing Masses United :D April 28, 2014

Mid Fight Masses

Mid Fight Masses is a friday night funkin mod, the 2 main antagonists are sarvente and ruv/ruvzyvat. Sarvente starts out by calling (assumingly) ruv, apparently ruv is “salty” wich makes sarvente go “exuse me!! don’t be salty!.. that was very unholy of you”. Boyfriend and Girlfriend arrive at the church just to use the bathroom, but sarvente demonstrates on why they should join the church.

Person 1: “have you heard of Mid Fight Masses”
Person 2: “No? what is that”
Person 1: “it’s a Friday Night Funkin mod.”

Mid Fight Masses by RuvsCoffin April 4, 2021