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Generally considered to be a woman who practices massage therapy, however this is a misnomer. A masseuse is a woman who practices massage and has none of the western medical training and is not licensed and may be associated with prostitution. In most states this is illegal.
Did you see your masseuse at the massage parlor today?

No, I prefer to receive massage from someone who knows how to perform therapeutic work and knows how to avoid injuring me. Also I don't visit prostitutes.
by raptorprincess November 01, 2014
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A stupid person; it refers to the lack of surface area on an individual's brain. The general thought is that the more surface area (wrinkles, creases, etc.) a brain has, the smarter the person is. Conversely, a person with a smooth brain (no wrinkles) has less surface area and would therefore be stupid.
That fucking smooth brain put his shirt on backwards again...

That smooth brain is dumber than a pile of shit.
by Tip Tank May 14, 2011
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A woman who provides massage as a profession or occupation.
The masseuse massaged her client for a low flat rate
by CrippleNinja February 15, 2012
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