masseuse 

Generally considered to be a woman who practices massage therapy, however this is a misnomer. A masseuse is a woman who practices massage and has none of the western medical training and is not licensed and may be associated with prostitution. In most states this is illegal.

Did you see your masseuse at the massage parlor today?

No, I prefer to receive massage from someone who knows how to perform therapeutic work and knows how to avoid injuring me. Also I don't visit prostitutes.

masseuse by raptorprincess November 1, 2014

masseuse 

A woman who provides massage as a profession or occupation.

The masseuse massaged her client for a low flat rate

masseuse by CrippleNinja April 11, 2012

masseuse murderer

The men who want to murder the masseuse sluts the men who are loyal to their wives or girlfriends by impaling shooting decapitating or stabbing the extra services whores

Masseuse murderers are hilarious they stab decapitate shoot or impale the Masseuse whores

masseuse murderer by Gimegame January 31, 2025

clit masseuse 

an object or device of some sort, typically a vibrator or some other sex toy, used to pleasure that part of a woman's anatomy.

Jamie didn't understand why her friends spent so much many on sex toys when her washing machine, the best clit masseuse ever, was totally free!

clit masseuse by Suzie BostonKreme June 5, 2003

juice masseuse 

A juice masseuse comes prepared with a variety of juices that will surely in the end be a very pleasant experience with many bonuses. juices will include; massage oils, sweat, more massage oil, more sweat, some leakage, sweat and then you know what "comes" next

when Matt ie: the juice masseuse arrives at April's with his plethera of juices and oils he rubbed her down until she was able to experience all the bonuses that "comes" with the massage

juice masseuse by John,April,Katie,Kate&Ryan December 29, 2005

gooch-masseuse 

one who takes pride in fondling the area between a dude's balls and asshole

guy 1: who is that guy talking to my girlfriend?!

guy 2: don't sweat it dude, that guy is a total gooch-masseuse.. his boyfriend is standing by the penis ice sculpture.

gooch-masseuse by slavehead February 18, 2011

budgie masseuse 

A person who engages in the professional molestation of budgies. Normally this is due to a physical mutation which has resulted in extremely small penis size, this forcing them to resort to sex with tiny birds.

Wow, you're hung like a budgie masseuse.

budgie masseuse by John P James June 19, 2008