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Gene Masseth 

A phony name that when said aloud makes a humorous phrase. Like Mike Hawk or Haywood Jablome.
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Massettoid

When a living organism begins to make "bleeping" noises to a binary code.
That man has started to sound Massettoid. He is making noises such as "Mib", "Bib", "Chib".
Massettoid by Bert Fegg October 27, 2007

Maspeth highschool

A school filled with white kids asking for your juul. It's 24/7 staining season in maspeth high school. Their favorite line is "yo you got a juul?? Lemme hit I need a buzz" if you cheif their pod you'll never be able to hit that juul again. But be careful. If u get caught, they drag their days of Suspension and take your shit away.
* Norma days in maspeth highschool*
Random white boy: *hitting a juul in the bathroom*
Juul feen 1: "can I hit your juul?"
Random white boy: aii but don't cheif the pod it's my last pod"
Juul feen 2: "can I hit too? "
Random white boy: sure but don't cheif it
Juul feen 3: "can I hit too"
Juul feen 2: " nah don't ruin the rotation"
Random white boy: *gets their pod Cheifed wit a quarter left of juice in the pod*
(assistant principal): "come here and walk to my office. You were holding a juul so you are suspended for 4 days"
Random white boy: *A week later, buys a new juul and a pack of pods*
Juul feen 1: "yo how u get suspended??? Can I hit your juul???"
Random white boy:" no nigga"
*five minutes later*
*Walks into class from the bathroom*
Random white boy: "they took my juul and pods..."
Random white boys friend: "ha nigga u just got stained. How u gone let them do that to u"
Maspeth highschool by Juulfeen 1 December 12, 2018

Cross Mauseth

Fucking sexy guy, hot af, would smash ngl, best guy ever, worlds biggest cock, 20$ for 20 min
damn cross Mauseth is hot af ngl I'd fuck
Cross Mauseth by brokendiamond69 December 30, 2020
a place in 'queens' that's not really queens
is it brooklyn or queens or irish or italian or spanish i dont even know anymore maspeth
Maspeth by dukerz April 1, 2008
To be the coolest person in a group or town.
"That bitch is the massoth of this place, she is fuckin awesome!"
massoth by Massoth January 14, 2008
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