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Massettoid

When a living organism begins to make "bleeping" noises to a binary code.
That man has started to sound Massettoid. He is making noises such as "Mib", "Bib", "Chib".
Massettoid by Bert Fegg October 27, 2007
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Maskettes by Maskettelover November 11, 2013
Massive Assets smooshed together into a more efficient version i.e. Massive tits, breasts, funbags, motorboats.
That woman over there has the Massets to make every girl in this bar jealous and make the men swoon.
Massets by Geo_ox July 23, 2010

mansetto 

is the vocal register used most frequently in speech and singing in most languages; the optimal combination of airflow and glottal tension that yields maximum vibration... basically a funny term for guys singing voice.
The boys in the NSHS A Cappella Choir have beast mansetto :)
mansetto by smithchoir2011 September 7, 2010
masetto u eat spaghetii
masetto by x_mary_x February 15, 2014
*A non human "person" that usually has random bursts of retardation and a lust to acquire a boyfriend.

*A sub breed of human created by the mating of a The Missett is a curious and illiterate species that often will bitch about things that never go its way and will often betray and backstab its "friends" for no apparent reason unless they are backstabbed first. Missetts often confuses many things, topics and nouns such as the letters S and C, Y and E. Missetts also have a very bad taste in music.

*Missetts are often found in their natural habitat frantically searching for boys to take advantage of. This is one of its only source of nourishment. Missetts grow to an estimated 3 and a half feet tall and weigh as much as 4 metric tons. This comes in handy when the Missetts camouflages as a schoolhouse to lure unsuspecting boys to them. When it catches a boy in one of its traps, Missetts will usually attempt to make the boy stupid so that he would not say that the Missett has done anything wrong to him.
*When boy hunting season is over, the Missett's prey often includes pancakes, an unhealthy amount of coffee and various young women (and men) who attend Winston Prep school for the abnormal such as Chris, Sunshine, Michael, Jarred, Zoe, Brandon, Sharkteeth, Anna, Eric, Seth, Joanna, Anthony, Wallie, Danielle, Tavel, Myran, Jeremy, Alex, Matthew, Jiana, Jessica, and David. These unsuspecting people are drained of any brain power that they had before being lured by the Missett.
Missett by מרגל June 12, 2012