Definitions by Geo_ox
Massets
Massive Assets smooshed together into a more efficient version i.e. Massive tits, breasts, funbags, motorboats.
That woman over there has the Massets to make every girl in this bar jealous and make the men swoon.
Stay at Home Mom Bomb
A popular shot taken by stay at home mothers and cougars to get through the day/night. The shot includes a handful of Vicodin or Percoset washed down by a cannonball chug of Chardonnay or other boxed wine varietals.
April always wondered what her mother did all day. Until she came home early from school to find her mother and a full set of cougars taking Stay At Home Mom Bombs in the living room.
Stay at Home Mom Bomb by Geo_ox July 10, 2010