11 definitions by affluent geoffrey
A term used to describe when someone goes to online forums to hype up cities or towns in an attempt to increase the value of their real estate investment properties.
This is fucking insane. The moderator banned me from the message board for schadegging. I don't even own any damn properties! Son of a bitch is clueless.
by affluent geoffrey June 26, 2019
"Holly asked me if she can be my Sour Patch Momma. She said she'd give me $500 a week and buy me a Popeye's Chicken Sandwich. I'm gonna do it!"
by affluent geoffrey September 16, 2019
Lou: hey bro wanna go chill on my boat?
Bobby: sure but I gotta go home to change my pants.
Lou: why??
Bobby: New Bedford Splatter.
Lou: ??????????????
Bobby: had linguica for lunch.
Lou: ????????
Bobby: mad diarrhea bro.
Lou: you sick fuck. Get out of my car now!
Bobby: sorry bro.
Bobby: sure but I gotta go home to change my pants.
Lou: why??
Bobby: New Bedford Splatter.
Lou: ??????????????
Bobby: had linguica for lunch.
Lou: ????????
Bobby: mad diarrhea bro.
Lou: you sick fuck. Get out of my car now!
Bobby: sorry bro.
by affluent geoffrey July 20, 2019
"hey man I heard you went to The Fens last night after the bars closed looking for a Portsmouth Plumber. lololololollolololololool"
"Wut? Fuck you. That ain't cool. I was at my grandma's house last night."
"Wut? Fuck you. That ain't cool. I was at my grandma's house last night."
by affluent geoffrey October 06, 2019
The ultimate compliment in the coding world. A large step above elite. A panchilly coder is in high demand and typically earns 300k.
by affluent geoffrey August 11, 2019
"yo bro wanna go to the projects in Mattapan and score some heroin?"
"motherfucker are you nuts? i'm not going to the Pan at night."
"u a pussy."
"motherfucker are you nuts? i'm not going to the Pan at night."
"u a pussy."
by affluent geoffrey October 13, 2019

