New Bedford Splatter

When you shit your pants after eating linguica.

Lou: hey bro wanna go chill on my boat?
Bobby: sure but I gotta go home to change my pants.
Lou: why??
Bobby: New Bedford Splatter.
Lou: ??????????????
Bobby: had linguica for lunch.
Lou: ????????
Bobby: mad diarrhea bro.
Lou: you sick fuck. Get out of my car now!
Bobby: sorry bro.

by affluent geoffrey July 20, 2019

Sophia Richie

Daughter of musician Lionel Richie. She is a model and hot AF.

Sophia Richie is hotter than any of the Kardashians.

by affluent geoffrey October 07, 2019

juked

To ejaculate. Typically done in a disrespectful manner.

"Jimmy said he picked up a $20 blowjob whore in Oakland last night and juked in her mouth."

by affluent geoffrey July 22, 2019

ladyfriend

A code word often used by closeted gay men to describe their gay lovers.

"I am straight but my ladyfriend likes to go dancing at the gay nightclubs in Providence."

by affluent geoffrey January 31, 2020

JP

Acronym for the Boston neighborhood Jamaica Plain. Diversity is celebrated in JP. It's not uncommon to see affluent college kids intermingling with disadvantaged inner city youths at the public parks where playing basketball and smoking marijuana is a way of life.

"Hey lets go to JP to play some hoops and blaze up with the homeboys."

by affluent geoffrey January 31, 2020

Sour Patch Momma

A wealthy older woman that provides a monetary allowance in exchange for eating her rancid twat.

"Holly asked me if she can be my Sour Patch Momma. She said she'd give me $500 a week and buy me a Popeye's Chicken Sandwich. I'm gonna do it!"

by affluent geoffrey September 16, 2019

Mattapan

A section of Boston, MA plagued by drugs, violence and poverty. Locals refer to it as "the Pan".

"yo bro wanna go to the projects in Mattapan and score some heroin?"

"motherfucker are you nuts? i'm not going to the Pan at night."

"u a pussy."

by affluent geoffrey October 13, 2019