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Masacrate 

The most brutal term you can use to describe something horrible or un-godly that has happened.
Jason: Man, we sure did Masacrate that pack of cigarettes..

Branin: True, True..

Dude did you hear Jason scream last night?
Yea, dude, He sounded like a masacrated pig!
I told him She Bites..

Branin: Dude, Carmen was at the party..

Jason: Oh really, how was that??
Branin: Masacrated that shit dude.. Strait up.
Masacrate by Branin November 1, 2009
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masacuata 

In central american countries the word masacuata is used for an anaconda or a very large snake.

It is also used in a vulgar way to describe someone's penis.
We caught a masacuata by the jungle it measured about 18 ft long.

Mamame la masacuata.

Quieres que te meta la masacuata?
masacuata by el masacuatudo March 28, 2010
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mastacate 

I can't talk right now. I have to mastacate.
mastacate by GurnMon October 10, 2005

Masacuata 

Penis, Pene, Dick , or spanish slang for Penis
Te meto la masacuata.

I will bury my masacuata in you.
Masacuata by Oscar Mazacuata November 5, 2011

masacote 

Reggaeton slang for large penis.

Also used by Cubans to denote mass rhythm created by the combination of the basic percussion Instruments in salsa/mambo (the conga, guiro, timbales, clave, and bongo).

See- www.masacoteentertainment.com
(from Guasa Guasa)

Pa' que balas locas como Sam Bigote
Soplapote es el dueño del masacote
Oye, yo si soy killer, mas monstruo que los de "Thriller"
Los mato de lejito como Reggie Miller

(From Vico C's Masacote)

Si masacote es lo que ella quiere
Pues masacote es lo que va a tener
Y el masacote que esta pidiendo
No come cuento y la va a envolver
Si masacote es lo que ella pide
Pues masacote le van a dar
Y el masacote que esta pidiendo
No come cuento y la va a matar
masacote by h0mi December 28, 2005

Massacrate

To hunt down and brutally chop the genitals of a male and super-glue it to their forehead.
"Jerry, I'm gonna Massacrate your ass................BITCH!!!
Massacrate by Demitree December 27, 2008

Masochate 

The art of being a masochist/self harming yourself.
I masochate with knives.
Masochate by x-x-x-x-x-x September 6, 2010
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