Masochate
I masochate with knives.
Masochate by x-x-x-x-x-x September 6, 2010
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maschat
Its like chat sex, you or the other person have to masturbate and you or the other person have to control it saying slower or faster.
maschat by maschatting July 15, 2019
matchateacos
A Sonia Nevermind cosplayer who's known for snorting lemonade powder and worshiping a mannequin named Bethany. They've gained most of their popularity from insulting big creators and creating the iconic Komaru Fried Chicken video.
Oh hey! Is that matchateacos!? We better run before they start insulting us and snorting lemonade powder!
matchateacos by Hiyoko Kinnie 101 November 10, 2020
Mastuhater
A person who strongly discourages masturbation.
The anti-masturbation position is often predicated on the belief that masturbation saps sexual energy and/or is shameful.
People who argue against masturbation describe it as an addiction harmful to spiritual and bodily health that over time erodes self-control, frustrates romantic relationships, and corrupts morals.
The anti-masturbation position is often predicated on the belief that masturbation saps sexual energy and/or is shameful.
People who argue against masturbation describe it as an addiction harmful to spiritual and bodily health that over time erodes self-control, frustrates romantic relationships, and corrupts morals.
SITUATION - Wife discovers husband masturbating
Wife: "What are you doing!?"
Husband: "Nothing."
Wife: "Great, now you won't be 'up' for having sex tonight."
Husband: "Sorry, I was horny..."
Wife: "Don't you have any self-control!?"
Husband: mumbling
Wife: "What was that?"
Husband: "Nothing, I was just saying that sometimes I'd rather jerk off... It's easier and kinda feels better."
Wife: "You're going to Hell, ya know."
Husband: "Come on, stop being such a mastuhater!"
Wife: "What are you doing!?"
Husband: "Nothing."
Wife: "Great, now you won't be 'up' for having sex tonight."
Husband: "Sorry, I was horny..."
Wife: "Don't you have any self-control!?"
Husband: mumbling
Wife: "What was that?"
Husband: "Nothing, I was just saying that sometimes I'd rather jerk off... It's easier and kinda feels better."
Wife: "You're going to Hell, ya know."
Husband: "Come on, stop being such a mastuhater!"
Mastuhater by ORAmojo November 1, 2010
Masacrated
Jason: Man, we sure did Masacrate that pack of cigarettes..
Branin: True, True..
Dude did you hear Jason scream last night?
Yea, dude, He sounded like a masacrated pig!
I told him She Bites..
Branin: Dude, Carmen was at the party..
Jason: Oh really, how was that??
Branin: Masacrated that shit dude.. Strait up.
Branin: True, True..
Dude did you hear Jason scream last night?
Yea, dude, He sounded like a masacrated pig!
I told him She Bites..
Branin: Dude, Carmen was at the party..
Jason: Oh really, how was that??
Branin: Masacrated that shit dude.. Strait up.
Masacrated by Branin November 2, 2009
Masacrate
Jason: Man, we sure did Masacrate that pack of cigarettes..
Branin: True, True..
Dude did you hear Jason scream last night?
Yea, dude, He sounded like a masacrated pig!
I told him She Bites..
Branin: Dude, Carmen was at the party..
Jason: Oh really, how was that??
Branin: Masacrated that shit dude.. Strait up.
Branin: True, True..
Dude did you hear Jason scream last night?
Yea, dude, He sounded like a masacrated pig!
I told him She Bites..
Branin: Dude, Carmen was at the party..
Jason: Oh really, how was that??
Branin: Masacrated that shit dude.. Strait up.