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Masacuata 

Penis, Pene, Dick , or spanish slang for Penis
Te meto la masacuata.

I will bury my masacuata in you.
Masacuata by Oscar Mazacuata November 5, 2011

Masacrated 

The most brutal term you can use to describe something horrible or un-godly that has happened.
Jason: Man, we sure did Masacrate that pack of cigarettes..

Branin: True, True..

Dude did you hear Jason scream last night?
Yea, dude, He sounded like a masacrated pig!
I told him She Bites..

Branin: Dude, Carmen was at the party..

Jason: Oh really, how was that??
Branin: Masacrated that shit dude.. Strait up.
Masacrated by Branin November 2, 2009

Masacrate 

The most brutal term you can use to describe something horrible or un-godly that has happened.
Jason: Man, we sure did Masacrate that pack of cigarettes..

Branin: True, True..

Dude did you hear Jason scream last night?
Yea, dude, He sounded like a masacrated pig!
I told him She Bites..

Branin: Dude, Carmen was at the party..

Jason: Oh really, how was that??
Branin: Masacrated that shit dude.. Strait up.
Masacrate by Branin November 1, 2009

hakuna masquata 

Means someone has a nice butt when at the gym, or just in general
Hakuna masquata is when someone has a nice butt at the gym. Butt squat gym

mazacuata 

me estaba jalando mi mazacuata
mazacuata by jenitzy September 26, 2023

Maracatanudo 

Something that is cool.
This porro is so maracatanudo.
Maracatanudo by elRayasMcqueen February 11, 2019