1. To win a football match by a margin of 3 goals or higher
2. Inserting the male sexual organ into someone
3. Hopping on ps with the mandem
2. Inserting the male sexual organ into someone
3. Hopping on ps with the mandem
‘It’s impossible not to give govind the pene when playing against him on FIFA’
‘Giving ur mum el pene last night was the best thing I’ve done since drinking some Crite’
‘Anyone pening lads?’
‘Giving ur mum el pene last night was the best thing I’ve done since drinking some Crite’
‘Anyone pening lads?’
by junibus February 16, 2019
Get the Penemug. 
by Blackface223 December 5, 2019
Get the Penemug. A pene is a person short name for penelope. She is cute and adorable she likes to make people laugh that's when you get to know a pene, sometimes if you annoy a pene she can snap and lose control mentally so if you see a pene don't piss her off or you will regret it in a very difficult and mad way, she is very popular and she likes to have some comperny when she feels like it if you have a pene you would be the best and happiest man alive.
by Lmcjfnfnf October 5, 2018
Get the Penemug. A plural of "penis", which, unlike what the top definition says, is only used in a scientific context.
Pronounced "peens".
Pronounced "peens".
by anonym0u$e December 3, 2022
Get the penesmug. The correct plural of penis which almost no-one knows about. Simple latin is beyond the average American.
"As they removed their pants, i got the feeling i was in a great redwood forest of penes, waving all around me."
by ColdFusion July 16, 2003
Get the penesmug. 1: Oh, hola amigo, tu tienes no pene!
2: I dont speak spanish
1: Thats good because right now you would want to kill me!
2: I dont speak spanish
1: Thats good because right now you would want to kill me!
by Hizzo April 11, 2003
Get the penemug.