The action of immediately projectile vomiting from being kicked in the taint. Victims of malictation may incur such symptoms as dizziness, blurred vision, loss of an erection or temporary unconsciousness. Anyone who suffers from malictiatation should wait for around 2-3 hours before driving or operating heavy machinery. Please consult a doctor if you are prone to malictation as it may lead to loss of appetite and a decrease in sperm.
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.