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Definitions by h0mi

masacote 

Reggaeton slang for large penis.

Also used by Cubans to denote mass rhythm created by the combination of the basic percussion Instruments in salsa/mambo (the conga, guiro, timbales, clave, and bongo).

See- www.masacoteentertainment.com
(from Guasa Guasa)

Pa' que balas locas como Sam Bigote
Soplapote es el dueño del masacote
Oye, yo si soy killer, mas monstruo que los de "Thriller"
Los mato de lejito como Reggie Miller

(From Vico C's Masacote)

Si masacote es lo que ella quiere
Pues masacote es lo que va a tener
Y el masacote que esta pidiendo
No come cuento y la va a envolver
Si masacote es lo que ella pide
Pues masacote le van a dar
Y el masacote que esta pidiendo
No come cuento y la va a matar
masacote by h0mi December 28, 2005
Slang in reggaeton for beat. The reggaeton rhythm or beat.
Dembow: Éste tipo de música (reggaeton) El Ritmo. (Lorna - Papi Chulo "suavemente you con el dembow...").
dembow by h0mi December 28, 2005
Spanish for Plantain, a starchy relative to the banana that's used in carribean cooking. Never eaten raw.

In the southwest US, this the word used to describe ordinary Bananas.

Also used as an insult to refer to Dominicans, especially to call someone a "come platano" (platano eater).
Platanos are good when sliced into chips and fried.

Pedro Martinez is a Platano.

Sammy Sosa es un "come platano".

"In Santo Domingo, all that grew was platanos so that's all we ate. We ate platanos with sugar for breakfast, platanos at lunch, and platanos for dinner."
Platano by h0mi May 28, 2004
Rarely used by itself- used to mean "hell" or hellish place.
vete para carajo
"go to hell"
Carajo by h0mi May 3, 2004

carajoland 

Used by people who use the term carajo

A spanglish term for hell, or just a really awful place or a place in a really remote or hot area; the boonies.
Jason lives in carajoland.

If you hit me with that ball, I'm gonna throw it all the way to carajoland.
carajoland by h0mi May 3, 2004
Crazy female. Typically used as an adjective
loca by h0mi May 3, 2004
A curse like "Fuck" or "Dammit". Usually used with puñeta as well
"Puñeta, coño. I stubbed my toe."

<Roger>Jose- you have your presentation in 10 minutes.
<Jose> Coño! I need more time!
coño by h0mi May 3, 2004