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A penis the approximate size of a human nipple. An unfortunate turn of events for any woman whom expects to be satisfied.
Jen - yo, that's a Martin dick.

Seb - what do you mean?

Jen - is that a dick or a nipple?
by Thefinisher69 January 11, 2017
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