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Dutchboy 

The girl had a Dutchboy haircut as a kid.
Dutchboy by Solid Mantis December 2, 2020
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Dutchboy 

The act of microwaving ones shit, and throwing it at someone.
Guy 1 - I'm going to microwave my shit and throw it at him!!!!!
Guy 2 - You mean your'e going to Dutchboy that faggot?
Dutchboy by LtMcnooby October 27, 2011

The Dutchboy 

1. The act of using your finger to cover the penis hole of someone who is just about to cum.
2. The act of pressing two penis' together, hole-to-hole, as both are about cum.
I was about to finish but she pulled The Dutchboy on me. Now my dick hurts.

Martino Dutchboy 

A man named Martino of the Dutch nationality who thoroughly enjoys to be donkey punched while screaming "mMmMm yahhh" and orgasming simultaneously with the 3 Dutch Dykes.
I eat Martino Dutchboy for lunch.
Martino Dutchboy by antonius April 9, 2003

Martino Dutchboy 

One who enjoys licking the crevaces of the foreskin
I gave Martino Dutchboy a big fat Donkey Punch.

little dutch boy 

Using your finger to stop a turd from popping out as you run to the toilet. Derived from the legend of a little dutch boy using his finger to plug a hole in a dike to prevent a flood.
No more chili before road trips for me! I had to skip prairie doggin and go straight to little dutch boy at the last truck stop.
little dutch boy by DefineThisBro November 22, 2015

dutch boy 

A male who with a lot of lesbian friends.

See also dyke, fag hag.
John, being a well known dutch boy, doesn't get the harsh treatment most other men get at that dyke bar.
dutch boy by Eli the Bearded December 9, 2003
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026
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