Markone 

Markone is a slang term used in the Balkans to describe a man, in most times a teenager, who is miserable and pathetic.

Markones think of themselves as good looking people, when in reality they look like a blobfish on LSD.
Most common traits of a Markone include: Inability to pull anybody regardless of their gender, spending all money on weed, fucking an exhaust pipe of a car and the neighbor Milica's dog, spending all of their time online chasing after women or masturbating, and having a penis that is roughly 4 atoms long.
Markones are known to be really moody people, frequently switching between "phases" like a person changing socks.
But make sure not to put a Markone into a depressive mood, as they tend to end all of their sentences with a . when they're like that.

Person 1: "Is that guy sticking his penis in an exhaust pipe??"
Person 2: "Oh it's a Markone"

Markone by AnimeDevojka April 13, 2023

Markone Land 

Once upon a time, there was a small country nestled in the Balkans called Markone Land. It was a place unlike any other, where the people were ruled by the Markones, who were the most pathetic and miserable creatures in all the land.

The Markones of Markone Land were known for their delusions, believing themselves to be the most handsome men in the world. In reality, they looked more like a blobfish on LSD. Despite their lack of physical attractiveness, they had a sense of entitlement, believing that they deserved the affection of anyone they desired.

In their quest for love and acceptance, the Markones of Markone Land would spend their money on weed and alcohol, hoping that it would help them achieve their goal. However, their efforts were often in vain, as they were unable to attract anyone, regardless of their gender or sexual preference.

Their desperation and lack of social skills often led them to engage in bizarre activities, such as having sexual relations with the neighbor Milica's dog or even sticking their penis in the exhaust pipe of a car. Their behavior was so erratic and unpredictable that it was common to hear people exclaim, "Oh, it's a Markone!" when witnessing their antics.

In addition to their strange sexual proclivities, the Markones of Markone Land spent an inordinate amount of time online, constantly chasing after women or masturbating to porn. They were known for their mood swings and would switch between "phases" like a person changing socks.

Person 1: "What the fuck is that blobfish doing to that dog??"
Person 2: "It's a Markone from the Markone Land, watch out, or he will fuck your dog too"

Markone Land by AnimeDevojka April 23, 2023

Marooner

A dedicated fan to Maroon 5, apart of the maroon 5 fandom. This is a person who appreciates all members of the band Maroon 5 and is able to name each and every members, all of there albums and the name of their previous band (Kara's Flowers). This person will often "Fan girl" and owns Maroon 5 merchandise. They are often associated with directioners (one direction fans) or Beliebers (Justin Bieber fans)

Marooner- "OH MY GOD! Did you hear that Matt flynn, Jesse Carmichael, James Valentine, Mickey madden, Sam Farrar, PJ morton and Adam Levine are going to be preforming Songs about Jane, It won't be soon before long, Hands all over and Overexposed. Ryan Dusick from Kara's flowers will even be there!

Everyday person-"Who the hell are they?, all I know is Adam Levine."

Marooner by beotch from the ghetto January 2, 2014

Marone

Italian pronunciation (southern dialect/Neapolitan) of the word "Madonna", literally referring to the Virgin Mary (the mother of Christ). Equivalent would be "Holy Smokes".. A phrase to represent surprise, amazement, or down right shock. Could be used in many contexts.

"oh Marone a mi, who let one go?"
"Marone, this guy complains more than Woody Allen..."
"Marone, you yap worse than 6 barbers."

In the Sopranos episode when Paulie visited Tony in the hospital while in a comma. Paulie in shock proclaims "uff Marone, he looks terrible!"

Marone by Dizzle77 January 12, 2009

marione

a person with a wonderful personality. would do anything to help the one she love and would never betray her friends. she also has many secrets that she only reveal to her most trusted friends

pretty friendly crystal marione

marione by ClatyrsNeko March 27, 2014

marone a mi 

refers to Madonna, in Italian, but when used as an expression it means "holy crow, or no frickin' way" or "for crying out loud, for heaven's sake..."

That cab driver crashed his car 5 times in a month, and now now he's a limo driver, marone a mi!

Marone a mi, she's having another baby? She already has 4 she can't take care of!

She's trying to diet, and yet she's eating cupcakes, marone a me

ridiculous nutty outrageous

marone a mi by TheBigDogMan February 14, 2012

McKayla Maroney 

won Gold Medal in the 2012 Summer Olympics in the Team All-Around with the USA Gymnastics team. One of the hottest girls to ever be in the Olympics. Could possibly give Shawn Johnson a run for her money.

Guy #1: Who is that hottie in Gymnastics on Team USA in the Olympics?

Guy #2: Oh, that's McKayla Maroney.

Guy #1: She's hot man, she could give Shawn Johnson a run for her money!

Guy #2: That she could!

McKayla Maroney by redbaronATL August 5, 2012