markness

1)mark with the word -ness on the end of it 2) the ability to hump and dump and get away with it 3)nessie

Yeah, so were watchin t.v. at her house when she starts giving me a blowjob, so I blow my load on her face and leave. Next day, I decide to show off my MARKNESS so I do the same thing to her mom.

markness by Gulledge December 11, 2008

markness

mark-ness
to have to do with being "mark", meaning very cool, and suave.

"you've come back to markness."

markness by mark May 7, 2004

marness 

As heard in a New Zealand drink-driving campaign.

NZ Slang for pain in the arse or menace.

"Steve, you're such a Marness!"
"You're a Marness!"
"You listen to a-Marness Morisette!"

marness by Lord of The Marness October 8, 2007

markess 

he is a person who has feelings for multiply girls at once. And flirts with every girl posible.

Markess has fun at christmas.

markess by aksfjl;ahsdfa December 17, 2018

Match Mardness 

A tournament style athletic event held in the month of March. The participants are usually females with "big booty."

Bro 1: Yo dude, you excited for Match Mardness?

Bro 2: You know what they say, big booty is my kryptonite.

Match Mardness by Lev in Philly March 29, 2015

Maskness 

"Maskness"
The irrational fascist enforcement of mask mandates and the subsequent emotional imbalance caused by those found to be in non compliance with local mask mandates. It is what Karen feels.

Karen went apeshit when John showed up at the store without a mask. She attacked him verbally and physically urging him to wear a mask. She went into full maskness.

Maskness by Reasonable Immortal October 1, 2020