Markone is a
slang term used in the Balkans to describe a
man, in most times a teenager, who is miserable and pathetic.
Markones think of themselves as good looking people, when in reality they look like a blobfish on LSD.
Most common traits of a Markone include: Inability to pull anybody regardless of their gender, spending all money on
weed,
fucking an exhaust pipe of a
car and the neighbor Milica's dog, spending all of their time online chasing after
women or masturbating, and having a penis that is roughly 4 atoms long.
Markones are known to be really moody people, frequently switching between "phases" like a person changing socks.
But make sure not to put a Markone into a depressive mood, as they tend to end all of their sentences with a . when they're like that.
