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Is Awesome brother in-law. Superior at gaming and always willing to help out.
Micheal your lucky to have markden around. He’s killer at super smash. “
Markden by Thagodthanos October 20, 2020
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square marden 

Jackie Chan's comical mispronunciation of Madison Square Garden in the bloopers of Rush Hour 2.
I always dreamed to square marden.

Marsden High School 

A shitty, poorly funded place where a bunch of cunts all get together and do dumb shit. The education standards are below average and you will learn nothing useful in your six years of being there. The toilets are almost always clogged to the brim with other people's shit, people turn off the light in the boys change room just to dry hump you in the dark and you get in trouble for stating facts.
After attending marsden high school for six years shitty education john found a career in dealing ice to the local junkies.
Marsden High School by Bath Wanker January 8, 2019

James Marsden 

Probably best known for his role in the X-Men movies (Scott Summers/Cyclops). A highly underrated actor with drop dead gorgeous looks. Not to mention he can sing like a pro (see Enchanted, Hairspray).
Girl 1: Name three movies featuring James Marsden

Girl 2: 27 Dresses, Superman Returns, Sex Drive
James Marsden by Deelia Deetz March 6, 2009
someone who has a well built frame, very muscular.
wow, he is well marsden
marsden by 124wman October 2, 2014
It is inevitable to fight. S/He always wants to win the fight. But when you need him. S/He is ready for you. You don't always feel it, but S/he is always there. You think S/he is angry based on his/her appearance. But no. S/He wants to say a lot and find out. S/He just doesn't know how. S/He is insecure sometimes. If you read this. Accept what you are. Learn to know what others are going through. Others think you are bad. But when they get to know you more deeply.They will know the truth.
;is s/he the one named Mariden?
:Ahuh!I don't like her/him
*THIS MIGHT BE OTHERS TAUGHT ABOUT YOU.SO PROVE THAT THEY'RE WRONG!*
mariden by Ilovedarkness June 7, 2021
he is a man who owns a store and people have caught him masterbating behind his desk

he also probaly keeps children in his storage locker.
he is a wild beast who roams around his shop ready to pounce on children who come in.
marden is very feisty
marden by ur nan is my grandad January 9, 2019
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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