chronic unemployment

Being unemployed for at least six months, not due to medical reasons. Considered a major problem as most employers will not hire someone who has been unemployed for six months.
Eighteen months of chronic unemployment has wrecked my finances.
by Maschinenmensch February 17, 2016
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RIP

Acronym: (R)epair-(I)n-(P)lace

(verb)

1) To fix a vehicle without taking it to a garage or similar facility.
2) To fix an operating system, usually by re-installing and keeping the settings and applications. Also referred to as a "repair install"
1) My truck was losing power, but I was able to rip it by simply replacing a blown fuse.
2) The latest updates broke several parts of Windows, but a quick rip was able to correct the problem without wiping out the settings.
by Maschinenmensch April 25, 2017
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panderverse

An "alternate" universe where favorite characters have been horribly mutilated via gender- and/or race-swapping, intended to pander to the "woke" crowd.
They replace the Tin Woodsman with Ms. Stainless Steel Woodswoman? This isn't Oz, this is the PANDERVERSE!
by Maschinenmensch November 02, 2023
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Revenge of The Sixth

The hangover you suffer on May 6 after binging Star Wars on May the 4th and partying on Cinco de Mayo (May 5th).
I don't know if it was the sequels or the tequila, but I'm feeling Revenge of The Sixth.
by Maschinenmensch June 02, 2025
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flashbang

(Vtubing, Noun)
1) An instance where a vtuber's clothing briefly vanishes due to a software glitch.
2) An instance where a vtuber knowingly or unknowingly gives the viewer an upskirt shot.
Vtuber Filian is known for her frequent flashbangs.
by Maschinenmensch June 14, 2023
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show hole

A side effect of binge-watching. Symptoms include a sense of emptiness and depression brought on by realizing you just wasted a good portion of your life watching several seasons of a TV show or an entire movie franchise all at once when you could have managed your time better. Other symptoms may include wanting to shoot/bury/destroy your TV, chronic unemployment, poor hygiene, loss of social life, and terminal irritation because now you have to wait until next season just to go through it all over again.

Term comes from 2015 Amazon FireTV commercial.
Cindy spent the whole weekend binge-watching Game Of Thrones and now she's stuck in a show hole.
by Maschinenmensch March 30, 2016
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hammerban

1) (verb) To remove all traces of a user's account or a (sub)forum. Unlike the shadowban, the unwary user knows when he's banned because his account is locked and all his posts are gone as if he was never there.

1) What happens to innocent users and forum threads when micro-dicked mods or admins exercise their power of the banhammer.
That asshole shadowbanned me on his site, so I hammerbaned his ass here.
by Maschinenmensch November 05, 2015
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