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The technical term for being so bored you type the original 12 fighters of the smash bros series into your search bar
"Hey, let's Google mariodonkeykonglinksamusyoshikirbyfoxpikachuluiginesscaptainfalconjigglypuff"

Markinsons 

A disease related to Parkinson’s Disease but only affecting those who play table soccer. Symptoms include a rapid shaking of the handle in a small range of degrees whenever the opposing side gets a hold of the ball, resulting in the eventual wear and tear of the handles resulting in the need for superglue to fix them. Those affected by Markinsons usually are extremely delusional and think highly of themselves and their capabilities, most of the time overestimating themselves and spinning at least one handle in a rapid manner and doing a medium-speed 360 degree turn going in a sideways direction away from the table itself, while thinking of how good they are for scoring 1 point against someone that put minimal practice effort in after a lot of effort while putting his own full potential in, which is in deed limited. Less common but unique symptoms include sudden bursts of motivation and bragging about how good they are at one subject and how they will put full effort in it, followed by a few days of effort and note taking and then giving up.
(In a casual table soccer game)
Mark: *suffers from markinsons*
Me: Bro, you have Markinsons or something? Why you shaking the handles like that
Mark: It’s a good strat bro, it reflects all shots!
Me: Ugh
Mark: *Markinsons Intensify*
Markinsons by pitogyros69 May 18, 2022

Joshua Maindonald

Aka "when man," is someone that has money, time, friends, and games. He has short blonde hair and pale skin. He is a funny person
Random Person "hey, Jo..."
Joshua Maindonald "When? Did I ask?"
Joshua Maindonald by Sifven October 20, 2022
A badass whip muscle or 300 hp +
Vamos en el makinon
makinon by Aztetic May 2, 2021

MacKinnon 

1. Clan Mackinnon is a Highland Scottish clan associated with the islands of Mull and Skye, in the Inner Hebrides. The surname Mackinnon is an Anglicisation of the Gaelic Mac Fhionghuin, which is a patronymic form of the Gaelic personal name meaning "fair born" or "fair son". Clan chief's crest: A boar's head erased, argent, holding in its mouth a deer's shankbone, proper. Clan chief's heraldic motto: AUDENTES FORTUNA JUVAT (translation from Latin: "Fortune favours the bold").
2. Cary's middle name. Family surname on her mother's side.
"Look at those MacKinnon's in their kilts. Crazy bastards."
MacKinnon by Cary MacKinnon October 18, 2008

Markinsons Disease 

Noun: A disease similar to Parkinsons, named after Mark G, from Westcliff in Essex. The disease is characterised by boughts of idiocy; an inability to focus; clumsiness; things breaking from the other side of the room; not knowing when it's your turn in Risk. Potentially fatal if not treated.

Often found in combination with Markolepsy after consumption of Markotics
"Mark!!! Mark!!! It's your turn, fool. Go and sort your Markinsons Disease out!"
Markinsons Disease by Michael A A February 7, 2008