marijuanas

Multiple Or Multiples Of Grams Of Weed

Dom "Let's go bro"
Chris "Wait let me grab my marijuanas

marijuanas by KrownBic🔥 March 18, 2020

marijuana peanut butter cup 

A marijuana peanut butter cup consists of peanut butter, chocolate, and marijuana. What better way to sell candy than adding illegal drugs to the mix. Truly, a fantastic way to put a smile on any policeman's face when arresting a suspect.

Jordan Schafer was arrested on charges of felony possession of marijuana and three marijuana peanut butter cups in Florida. He was with the Houston Astros at the time and served a suspension stemming from the arrest.

marijuana peanut butter cup by PWS27 July 11, 2017

marijuannabe 

1) Anyone who believes the best marijuana comes from somewhere other than Venice or the Emerald Triangle.
2) Engineers, physicists, mathematicians, chemists and overall nerds in college who still quote Towelie and have never gotten high themselves, or "...did it one time."
3) Mormon teenagers that finally say "no" to their parents, move from Utah to anywhere else and get jobs at the ski resorts, on the beach, in head shops or somewhere else irie. They may also become drug addicts and move from marijuana to something drastic very quickly, thus instantly nulling the sublime effect of marijuana and ruining their once amazing life.
4) Someone from the east coast that pays more than $100 per ounce for snicklefritz, or more than $300 for quality.
5) Someone who has never seen quality face to face but has only had access to snicklefritz.

"Just because you're a...marijuannabe, stinky-ass motherfucker. Tryin' ta get my shit but you can't you sucka..." Kottonmouth Kings - The Kottonmouth Xperience - Peace Pipe

marijuannabe by MrGreen27 October 23, 2009

marijuana 

God's gift to mankind

And God saith "Let there be happiness", and there was marijuana

marijuana by what do you care June 16, 2003

Marijuana Philosopher 

A person whom often high, disregards the teachings of the world, and philosophizes his own theories about creation, the universe, and other forms of science.

"Dude, this just came to me."

"Whaaat duude?"

"dude. What if the world, was like, an ipod library, and god was just shuffling the galaxies, and like earth was just the in song in the cosmos, and was the top listened to planet on the play list of the universe?"

"woh dude, woh, you Marijuana Philosopher you.

Marijuana Philosopher by Mtaylor1057 February 10, 2009

Marianas Trench 

Marianas Trench is the awesome, 4 man band from Vancouver British Columbia. It consists of Joshua Keeler Ramsay, Matthew Ian Webb, Micheal John Edward Ayley, and Ian Randle Clifford Casselman. Josh is lead vocals, guitar, piano. Matt is lead guitar, piano, backing vocals. Mike is bass, backing vocals. Ian is drums, backing vocals. They are hilarious, down to earth, and VERY TALENTED MUSICIANS. Check em' out! They have 3 albums out- Fix Me, Masterpiece Theatre, and Ever After. They also have 2 EP's- Self-Titled Marianas Trench and Say Anything. *There is also NO APOSTROPHE IN MARIANAS* They also have an amazing guitar tech named Brett Jamieson.

Q: who's the most talented band on the face of the earth?
A: MARIANAS TRENCH!!! :D

Marianas Trench by MTrenchlover May 17, 2012

Marijuana mama 

She aint no regular mama. You cop one of these joints and you are good for life.

"Son, you look high as shit."

"Nah, I was just out with my marijuana mama last night."

Marijuana mama by x_naanplug_x October 23, 2020