Jessica: Carl, why are you baking cookies?
Carl: because I enjoy it, jessica.
Jessica: that's so not manly haha
Carl: I'm so manfended!
Carl: because I enjoy it, jessica.
Jessica: that's so not manly haha
Carl: I'm so manfended!
by bspeak January 23, 2015
Get the Manfended mug.Similar to a bender of many sorts (alcohol, coke, life, etc), a manbender describes the life of a single lady out to enjoy herself and meet guys with a non-committal attitude. She is not looking for love or marriage, just to have a good time and add men to the 'rotation'. This might involve banging, kissing, grinding up on the D-floor, or all of the above. "Just get'r done and on to the next one!"
Katie: I've been on a huge manbender this month, I was supposed to meet up with Mike last night but then I met this guy Derek and shit got real. Steve was texting me all night too, but I'm over him...and then there's Brad who wants to go for drinks but I madeout with his friend John two weeks ago so..."
Lauren: Damn girl, I respek that. I had to take Jay out of the rotation because he became too needy.
MANBENDER!
Lauren: Damn girl, I respek that. I had to take Jay out of the rotation because he became too needy.
MANBENDER!
by Sneaky_P March 4, 2011
Get the manbender mug."mock" + "offended". Someone is moffended when they are only pretending to be upset or angry at someone else. They aren't ACTUALLY offended, but maybe just a little, and want to make the person feel guilty while keeping things light-hearted.
1) David: Sarah, I'm sorry I called you trashy. I didn't mean it.
Sarah: Oh it's ok, I wasn't REALLY upset, I was just moffended.
2) Warren: I can't believe you would do that to me!
Caleb: Oh please, I know you aren't mad - you're just moffended!
Sarah: Oh it's ok, I wasn't REALLY upset, I was just moffended.
2) Warren: I can't believe you would do that to me!
Caleb: Oh please, I know you aren't mad - you're just moffended!
by Hot Tranny Mess February 4, 2010
Get the moffended mug.Someone who is fairly large in size and enjoys saying "prick". They enjoy playing Minecraft and League of Legends, because they are a computer geek. They like to presume that they are supreme beings and do not see the need to talk to peasants
by Iamapeasant October 22, 2013
Get the Manender mug.An annoying person who everyone hates but they still follow you and think their your friend.
Someone who buts into your conversations and starts laughing like you told a joke.
Someone who buts into your conversations and starts laughing like you told a joke.
Jim: "That was so funny last night."
Ted: "I know!"
Person: "Hahahaha! That was funny!"
Jim: "Ted we just got Manfreded!"
Ted: "I know!"
Person: "Hahahaha! That was funny!"
Jim: "Ted we just got Manfreded!"
by K!NG KHANH July 22, 2007
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Get the malfedded mug.Manvender generally means King among men, is of Indian origin, Name MManvender is a Masculine (or Boy) name. Person with name Manvender are mainly Hindu by religion. Name Manvender belongs to rashi Sinh (Leo) and Nakshatra (stars) Makha. In Sanskrit language it is made up of by combination of two words "manav" and "inder" . Manav means human being and Inder means the king or the supream , combines and shares a meaning king among humans.
This word has similar meaning as Manvendra
This word has similar meaning as Manvendra
by devil_godfather November 24, 2021
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